Wolverine is a 5'3, more muscle than brain, hairy from head to toe and fueled by rage. He's the masculine id. He's a penis that walks. He's gotta be at least a bit of a chud.
If Disney has any sense, they'll turn that into his character arc. If only so IRL chuds can cry over their beloved manchild "going woke" on the big screen.
It was never going to happen. Honestly the best option we have is Jared Keeso. I know he can't be particularly short but he's got the kind of build where you can pull perspective tricks to make him look a lot more squat than he actually is. (See Also: John Cena)
whoa he's supposed to be 5'3 300 lbs but they height-washed him with hugh jackman who is 6'2 and relatively very skinny
lee priest is the most muscular 5'3ish guy and he was only like 235 lbs at 5'4
Wolverine is a 5'3, more muscle than brain, hairy from head to toe and fueled by rage. He's the masculine id. He's a penis that walks. He's gotta be at least a bit of a chud.
If Disney has any sense, they'll turn that into his character arc. If only so IRL chuds can cry over their beloved manchild "going woke" on the big screen.
I don't watch superhero movies, but I was really disappointed they didn't cast Danzig as Wolverine.
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It was never going to happen. Honestly the best option we have is Jared Keeso. I know he can't be particularly short but he's got the kind of build where you can pull perspective tricks to make him look a lot more squat than he actually is. (See Also: John Cena)
ah hem...
whoa he's supposed to be 5'3 300 lbs but they height-washed him with hugh jackman who is 6'2 and relatively very skinny
lee priest is the most muscular 5'3ish guy and he was only like 235 lbs at 5'4
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Wolverine is supposed to be a creepy little monster man with scary claws and a rage to match.
I want him so bad but Hollywood and beauty standards hate short men, so what can you do?
In the movies he's literally a hot dude who can't die, nothing to complain about tbh.
lol
he died in Logan so they gotta pick a new d00d to play him first
Ooh good point he's dead let one of his kids inherit the cowl.
he's also 200 years old or someshit. at least he was on the anti-slavery side of the american civil war.
True. I keep forgetting shit happened after Claremont's titanic run lol