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i hope they dont make the x-men chuds

  • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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    3 years ago

    Wolverine is a 5'3, more muscle than brain, hairy from head to toe and fueled by rage. He's the masculine id. He's a penis that walks. He's gotta be at least a bit of a chud.

    If Disney has any sense, they'll turn that into his character arc. If only so IRL chuds can cry over their beloved manchild "going woke" on the big screen.

    • CommCat [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      I don't watch superhero movies, but I was really disappointed they didn't cast Danzig as Wolverine.

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      • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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        3 years ago

        It was never going to happen. Honestly the best option we have is Jared Keeso. I know he can't be particularly short but he's got the kind of build where you can pull perspective tricks to make him look a lot more squat than he actually is. (See Also: John Cena)

    • yellowparenti5 [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      whoa he's supposed to be 5'3 300 lbs but they height-washed him with hugh jackman who is 6'2 and relatively very skinny
      lee priest is the most muscular 5'3ish guy and he was only like 235 lbs at 5'4

      • zeal0telite [he/him,they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Wolverine is supposed to be a creepy little monster man with scary claws and a rage to match.

        I want him so bad but Hollywood and beauty standards hate short men, so what can you do?

        In the movies he's literally a hot dude who can't die, nothing to complain about tbh.

    • Thomas_Dankara [any,comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      If Disney has any sense

      lol

      they’ll turn that into his character arc

      he died in Logan so they gotta pick a new d00d to play him first

    • Ligma_Male [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      he's also 200 years old or someshit. at least he was on the anti-slavery side of the american civil war.