Critical Support to Dr Doom in his anti-imperialist struggle against the USA
i hope they dont make the x-men chuds
Marvel movie after credit scenes turn moviegoers into unpaid focus groups.
Get this Thanos Infinity Gauntlet cup that doesn't have a recording device inside it!
sounds almost as fun as the infinity gauntlet oven mitt that melts when you touch hot stuff with it (why yes ofc, that was actually a thing they sold to people)
From the makers of third degree burns, the Thanos Asbestos Gauntlet! Safe hands for the rest of your short life!
They probably survey thing like the MCU subreddit since thats the main place where the fan cast for CIA jim comes from
Fucking ooof. But I mean perfect casting. Reed Richards is a piece of shit.
Why? I've only read Ultimate X-Men for gay Colossus and nothing else in the Ultimate canon.
Read ultimate spiderman if you can handle capeshit, probably the best outside the art
I've seen his character in the crossovers and he's connected directly to Miles Morales, right? I'll check it out. I'm so glad comics are a lot more accessible now than they were in 2007 where I had to go to Amazon to purchase a comic CD-Rom.
Ugh I hate to be the guy defending marvel movies, but is that a bad thing? I don’t see the problem with having a method to figure out what your audience likes and wants more of so that you can make that.
I think it's cool to be invested in your audience and their wants, but it just feels a little annoying that so many movies have gotten on the bandwagon and I have to go through ten minutes of credits to get the rest of the movie. I'm okay with using ways to find out how to connect with their audience. I just don't like it that the audience they're catering to excludes people like me.
Also, how dare you point out that I haven't watched the thing I'm complaining about.
Oh shit. Whoops, lol. Still, though, I hold onto my take that after-credit scenes from Marvel movies damaged my ability to enjoy some otherwise good ones. I feel like years of Marvel's after-credit scenes affected the way current Marvel movies behave now. I feel cued in to pay attention to a reference or scene that is just a hint at another movie. They don't feel like standalone movies. I know that's not the point, but still. But hey, I can acknowledge that this is based on my own personal tastes.
I do agree that the after credit scenes are bad! Waiting for that follow up tease distracts from digesting the movie you just finished. I sat through them since my friends wanted to
Totally with you on that. I like to go to the movies by myself and really let the movie sink in as the credits music washes over me and most people shuffle out of the theater. Also gives ample time for my tears to dry if applicable.
also I don't want to watch the credits movies are 3 hours I'm done I want to go now and not memorise the names of everyone who worked on the film
You're a good friend. I like to bring my wireless earbuds after a movie ends so that way I can shut myself in as the credits roll and my friends let me know when the After-Credits thing happens. Processing media is very crucial to me too.
black panther has the exact same portrayal of Africa as the film coming to america except black panther wasn't joking
Wakanda was an improvement, normally they just say it's in Africa and think its enough.
The only thing Doctor Doom did wrong was not getting over a girl he liked and letting that make him into an incel, let it go dude
He may be a dictator but he's popular and mostly benevolent, he's loved by his people because of actually improving their material conditions:gaddafi-stern:
Did he fight Dracula in that book/movie?
I thought it was just regular degular vampires
he also deliberately destroyed another universe cause he was jealous of the Dr Doom of that universe not having a disfigured face
why do they keep trying to make fantastic four movies? they literally haven't survived adaptation since the 1960s
Because Fox has to keep making them, as well as X-men movies, or the rights revert back to Marvel/Disney.
I liked them the early capeshit at least had a little bit of charm and goofyness to them
The Incredibles is also basically proof that it was always possible
Yeah that'll be great. Gonna be fun to hang out with Reed Richards. See Dr. Reed Richards cut loose. Ya know. Like Reed Richards does. Cuz when I think of fun characters, the first name on my mind is Reed Richards.
Jokes aside, I'm only on board with a Fantastic 4 movie because it means I can see Johnny Storm and Peter Parker be bros on the big screen. Their friendship meant a lot to me as a kid.
Edit: Also you should read 2000 AD
Johnny Storm and Peter Parker be bros on the big screen. Their friendship meant a lot to me as a kid.
Still sad we didnt get more clone Peter x Johnny storm
The Venture Brothers did a great job portraying Reed Richards as a bad guy.
i hope they dont make the x-men chuds
Wolverine is a 5'3, more muscle than brain, hairy from head to toe and fueled by rage. He's the masculine id. He's a penis that walks. He's gotta be at least a bit of a chud.
If Disney has any sense, they'll turn that into his character arc. If only so IRL chuds can cry over their beloved manchild "going woke" on the big screen.
I don't watch superhero movies, but I was really disappointed they didn't cast Danzig as Wolverine.
It was never going to happen. Honestly the best option we have is Jared Keeso. I know he can't be particularly short but he's got the kind of build where you can pull perspective tricks to make him look a lot more squat than he actually is. (See Also: John Cena)
whoa he's supposed to be 5'3 300 lbs but they height-washed him with hugh jackman who is 6'2 and relatively very skinny
lee priest is the most muscular 5'3ish guy and he was only like 235 lbs at 5'4Wolverine is supposed to be a creepy little monster man with scary claws and a rage to match.
I want him so bad but Hollywood and beauty standards hate short men, so what can you do?
In the movies he's literally a hot dude who can't die, nothing to complain about tbh.
If Disney has any sense
lol
they’ll turn that into his character arc
he died in Logan so they gotta pick a new d00d to play him first
Ooh good point he's dead let one of his kids inherit the cowl.
he's also 200 years old or someshit. at least he was on the anti-slavery side of the american civil war.
True. I keep forgetting shit happened after Claremont's titanic run lol
reed, your miscalculations resulted in you, your best friend, girlfriend, and her brother turning into horrible freaks
[jim face]
The Illustrated Biography of Lord Grimm is a pretty good "Latveria" story. Solidly anti-Imperialist. And since it was originally published in '08 it's not a product of the Marvelification of all pop culture.
I was hoping he'd play Bruce Banner in the next
Marvel dumpster fireHulk reboot.
