Im so fucking screwed with the Bitcoin Crash. I did investment into Bitcoin and Luna and a shit ton of other coins as a money laundering thing for a group of people that I think are Yakuza. Now Bitcoin is crashing and i wont be able to get them their money. Please buy Bitcoin so i dont get my eyes gouged out thanks
if you are being rea;l here which i wouldnt be shocked if you are then i suggest leaving whichever coutnry you currently reside in and in your destination country immediately changing every mutable part about your appearance either cheap diy style or a fuck ton of cosmetic surgeries. if it were me, being poor as shit in some random country youve never been in and dont really understand a single word of their language in sounds better at least in theory than having 1 or 0 eyes.
I could probably offload some of the stock I have onto some other poor schmuck and use that to become entirely different. I’d have a 12 day lead over them, so I could probably torch the office or something and take a one way trip to Gabon
Couldn't you just move to Cuba? They don't really extradite to America if they try to get you via legal means, and a yakuza enforcer is going to be pretty obvious to spot in the Caribbean.
That’s not a possibility I was working with a group of people to overthrow the Castro regime and make a Bitcoin and NFT based society.
Gott im Himmel. Maybe move to israel then? I hear they are more favorable to Bitcoin and NFT conneseurs like yourself :attlee-fedora:
That’s probably for the best. Ill dump my coin, pack a suitcase, burn anything that doesnt fit. Ill probably take the long route to Israel to throw em off
If you fly to Egypt and walk they can't trace you. Godspeed soldier!
Thanks for the advice!