Is Henry Kissinger Dead Yet? (@DidKissingerD1e) | nitter
No and we honestly didn't think we'd have to run this account this long
To be fair, he's probably shrunk over the last few decades
I had no idea he's under five foot, and not only that but he apparently updates his height frequently 🤔
Hell is trying to pull him downward and just needs to finish it already.
He's shrinking but somebody didn't get the memo that he must stay above 5'.
Waiting for Kissinger to shrink to 2 inches tall so I can squash him with a big boot
Related - https://hexbear.net/post/195601/comment/2457528
German-born
Was he paperclipped?
Edit: Just remembered he's Jewish so probably not.
if he dies at or right after his 100th birthday i will start believing in blood magic and curses
Well, if WW III breaks out - I hope that Kissinger ends up being immortal and he has to live a hell on earth without a single other person to keep him company. And his head keeps falling into his chest and eventually he becomes a glob-person unable to move yet his evil life force keeps him going like a nuclear reactor on a submarine.
Under the power of my Jewish Atheism I have excommunicated him. So it's all good.
yeah but he's the metaphorical christian satan. the one that convinces people to do horrible things. so maybe not.
I love that we live in a time where from the title I don't know whether this is a weather forecast for mid-fucking-May
If he turns 100, I'm waiting to make an image of him meeting with Assad, him saying "Assad must stay!" Followed by Assad saying "who must stay?"
