Like a Kelly that doesn't support genocide
Oh god no what
I know his actual opinions typically suck ass but I wasn't aware he was that far down the blue MAGA pipeline.
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, therefore they hold a special place in my heartWe could really use Jilliam Drilnt and Numbers Fuckstein ones
"Pope Gayis"
First of all, really great stuff there. The right is getting better at comedy etc.
Second, there are few things funnier than catholics denouncing the pope and not realizing they are, literally by their own lore, sacriligous.
Can someone please get me tickets to that Michael Shit concert it looks sick
Was brunch ever anything more than an excuse to get drunk immediately after church?
I'm confused, is this a comic that imitates a typical cracker tweet thread?
I did the thing where I spent an hour scrolling their whole feed, good stuff
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Am I supposed to know what a filibuster is? Sounds made uo
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2018 Candidates of Note SEGA Dylan Sled (D) Pennsylvania -Unemployed college dropout -Heard about UBI on a podcast and went "oh what sick" -Free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda -Vastly more qualified than 99% of congress Dresden Norris (l) Washington -Spends 5 hours a day on twitter -Vows to have the rest of congress executed if elected -Encyclopedic knowledge of foreign policy but doesn't know what a filibuster is Skum Shitt (R) N. Carolina -Nazi Norm Respectable (R) Montana -Nazi
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Midterm elections are coming up! Keep your eyes on these rising stars! 2018 Election Candidates of Note Wiezel Snrat (R) New York -Principled lawyer -Main principle is to only defend rapists Stewart Paul (R) Ohio -Libertarian, but also wants to use taxpayer money to find and kill his ex-wife Jilliam Drilnt (D) California -Founder of a startup that sends underprivileged youth to fight in the IDF Numbers Fuckstein (D) Maryland -Just wants to fuck around with tax credits and shit to see what happens
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2018 Candidates of Note Dorian Salazar-O'Malley (D) Michigan -Community organizer -Highly unusual candidate; exhibits qualities of a member of the fabled 'White Working Class' but isn't white -FiveThirtyEight.com rates him 'most likely to end up mysteriously dead a week before the election Holden Bloodfeast (R) lowa -118 years old -Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I'll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die -Respectable bipartisan Sexx Tricker (1) Florida -Oh my god is that his real name -Holy shit elect him -Hahaha what the fuck is going on Hillary (D) who cares -Awww cmon not again -Only lost the election because her controller was broken -Third times the charm
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Look at my working class, dawg. We’re never getting a revolution.
No, are you telling me Kelly supports Israel?!
This is devastating news...
Wait, is this artist's name inspired by this old as fuck podcast bit?
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