Like a Kelly that doesn't support genocide
Oh god no what
I know his actual opinions typically suck ass but I wasn't aware he was that far down the blue MAGA pipeline.
They created
, therefore they hold a special place in my heart"Pope Gayis"
First of all, really great stuff there. The right is getting better at comedy etc.
Second, there are few things funnier than catholics denouncing the pope and not realizing they are, literally by their own lore, sacriligous.
Can someone please get me tickets to that Michael Shit concert it looks sick
Was brunch ever anything more than an excuse to get drunk immediately after church?
I'm confused, is this a comic that imitates a typical cracker tweet thread?
I did the thing where I spent an hour scrolling their whole feed, good stuff
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But having been starved of the ability to write or draw, I had a genuine epiphany. Standing at the corner of Boston liquors in Allston, I resolved that I would muster the strength to endure this, regardless of how long it took, because what awaited me at the end was nothing short of the greatest prize a person could ask for: That very thing derided by Kafka –the life of an artist.
There is no greater pleasure than making art. I mean that genuinely, I mean that literally. No, it isn’t noble, no, it isn’t redemptive, but in a totally hedonistic and self-serving way it is simply the greatest thing that life can offer, ambrosia in the mouth, better than sex, better than drugs, better than anything that money can buy, and I feel pity for anyone unable to experience it. I am not being hyperbolic, I am not being metaphorical. I am stating this in the plainest of terms, having lived a life without it for the last couple of months.
So although my personal relationship to the story has changed in the past couple months, Kafka was right about one thing; nothing else tastes good, at least not by comparison. We must imagine the hunger artist happy.
- Beany Tuesday
Am I supposed to know what a filibuster is? Sounds made uo
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2018 Candidates of Note SEGA Dylan Sled (D) Pennsylvania -Unemployed college dropout -Heard about UBI on a podcast and went "oh what sick" -Free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda -Vastly more qualified than 99% of congress Dresden Norris (l) Washington -Spends 5 hours a day on twitter -Vows to have the rest of congress executed if elected -Encyclopedic knowledge of foreign policy but doesn't know what a filibuster is Skum Shitt (R) N. Carolina -Nazi Norm Respectable (R) Montana -Nazi
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Midterm elections are coming up! Keep your eyes on these rising stars! 2018 Election Candidates of Note Wiezel Snrat (R) New York -Principled lawyer -Main principle is to only defend rapists Stewart Paul (R) Ohio -Libertarian, but also wants to use taxpayer money to find and kill his ex-wife Jilliam Drilnt (D) California -Founder of a startup that sends underprivileged youth to fight in the IDF Numbers Fuckstein (D) Maryland -Just wants to fuck around with tax credits and shit to see what happens
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2018 Candidates of Note Dorian Salazar-O'Malley (D) Michigan -Community organizer -Highly unusual candidate; exhibits qualities of a member of the fabled 'White Working Class' but isn't white -FiveThirtyEight.com rates him 'most likely to end up mysteriously dead a week before the election Holden Bloodfeast (R) lowa -118 years old -Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I'll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die -Respectable bipartisan Sexx Tricker (1) Florida -Oh my god is that his real name -Holy shit elect him -Hahaha what the fuck is going on Hillary (D) who cares -Awww cmon not again -Only lost the election because her controller was broken -Third times the charm
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Look at my working class, dawg. We’re never getting a revolution.
No, are you telling me Kelly supports Israel?!
This is devastating news...
Wait, is this artist's name inspired by this old as fuck podcast bit?
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