Seriously, tired of all these so called leftists that spend all day inside NOT ONCE washing their bums WITH WATER . Do you think your butt is just going to wash itself? Like I bet the last time any of you talked about bums, it was regarding wiping. Stop grabbing tp and start throwing tp at dumbass libs that don’t wash their butts.

  • wrecker_vs_dracula [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    both bidet and shower today. feels great!

    when I first got a bidet at home it was amazing, but also kind of sad because I don't like shitting at work anymore. oh well.

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Take over your workplace and promote the owner to manual bidet doer.

      • wrecker_vs_dracula [comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        I'm a petty bourgeoise so... I guess I already do that? We rent, so that would be a tenant improvement that would go right into the landlord's pocket. Definitely worth it though. It's on the list.

    • SoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      I'm right there with you, but the move is to take a dump at home, then fake taking another one at work if you feel like you want the lil break.