• Nakoichi [they/them]
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    9 months ago

    Actually Kevin was a petty bourgeois failson and Home Alone is a reactionary castle doctrine fantasy.

    Here at chapo dot chat we stan the sticky bandits and their expropriation of the ill gotten gains of suburbanite boomers.

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    9 months ago

    Ok hear me out: Home Alone: Lost in Palestine

    • IDF drops leaflets in a neighborhood saying everyone must evacuate because they’ll bomb it
    • The family flees to a refugee camp in Egypt, only to realize they forgot their son
    • It turns out the IDF fabricated the bombing campaign
    • The truth is that the IDF evacuated everyone so they can let settlers take over the Palestinians’ homes
    • Palestinian Kevin ends up at a mosque, gets advice from a Maoist guerrilla
    • He leaves the mosque - “This is my house. I have to defend it!”
    • The settlers get owned over and over again trying to steal the house
    • Right when the settlers corner Palestinian Kevin, the Maoist guerrilla from the mosque saves Palestinian Kevin by comically blasting the settlers 20 feet with an RPG

    (https://hexbear.net/comment/4407210)

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Does it have to be kid friendly? Masterminds from 1997 is like teen Die Hard where a delinquent kid thwarts a group of criminals led by Patrick Stewart with a mustache.