• zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Girls liking cute skinny guys really, really pisses off chuds. I can't tell you how many shlubby bearded gamer-bro types I've heard complaining about "girls like girlish boys not manly men like me nowadays, what the hell is going wrong with the world".

    Your out of shape and unkempt appearance was never attractive gamers, there's not a horde of hot twinks out there stealing all the women you just don't care about your own appearance and stay inside all day. Have you tried going to mixed social events and being nice and funny? Have you taken some time working on your appearance to match your expectations? (If you want a woman who shaves and wears make-up, you better be bathing and styling your hair and getting nice clean outfits too)

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Literally just mad because they convinced themselves having a "beard" was manly

      Now the SJWs took away the only way they could possibly ever be manly.

      Nobody's impressed by them dipping bacon into 40 ounces of coke anymore, or at least people are now actually voicing how unimpressed they are.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      4 months ago

      Reminds me of the MRA/Kermit bros who wasted years chasing the bag and nothing else then complain about how women don’t like them even though they’re rich lol and they try to make it seem sinister and ask for explanations like “dating is fucked! what’s going on here?!” Dating is certainly a problem, but they convinced themselves they found the secret to women

    • JuryNullification [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      there's not a horde of hot twinks out there stealing all the women

      stuff im a horde of hot twinks stealing all the women

          • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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            4 months ago

            Show

            The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

            نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

            volcel-police

    • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Orlando Bloom Legolas was like the biggest heartthrob of a generation, even with Viggo Aragorn right there beside him

      • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        and before that, Di Caprio. Before that, the Beatles. idk it always seems to be cute lads and not buff he-men

      • Florn [they/them]
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        4 months ago

        Viggo is way hotter, but I think that's because tolkien elves are like categorically unsexy

        • huf [he/him]
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          4 months ago

          have you read the bits where tolkien talks about elven marriage, sex life and children? it's some wild shit

    • Optimus_Subprime [he/him, they/them]
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      4 months ago

      Your out of shape and unkempt appearance was never attractive gamers, there's not a horde of hot twinks out there stealing all the women you just don't care about your own appearance and stay inside all day.

      See, I don't get why those chuds complain. If you know you look like shit, you have no right to complain.

      I, however, look like those schmucks, but I beat my dick like it owes me money and do not complain. Matter of fact, excuse me while I rub one out.

      • bananon [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        Maos “No investigation, no right to speak” was actually a self help book

    • FoolishFool [she/her]
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      4 months ago

      I don't think you meant it like this, but some of this reads like "If you're a hairy overweight introvert you don't care about your appearance and were never attractive".