ENOUGH OF THE BULLSHIT, I FUCKING LOVE FLOWER. I LOVE IT. DAB? DAB ON MY FUCKING SCROTUM YOU BOUGIE FUCK, FAT STACKS OF STANKY SMOKE TILL I DAY.

UNDER COMMUNISM, EVERYONE WILL RECEIVE WEEKLY FLOWER RATIONS. YOU EVEN MENTION EDIBLES AND CONCENTRATES, :gulag:

  • HamidAbbasi [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    vaping flower should be called smoking and smoking should be relabeled combusting. I am smoking weed rn

  • soy_disantra [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I eat weed because I have weak shitty lungs but I whole heartedly endorse this post, getting blasted is praxis :rat-salute:

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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    2 years ago

    Gulaging people for preferring edibles and concentrates is revisionist and reactionary.

    Edibles last longer for me, and I use them for sleep - my heart issues wake me up without 150-300mg Delta8. Smoking does not last as long for me, and therefore, edibles are better for my needs and im more than certain I am not the only one.

    • Lundi [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Love u comrade, which is why I will personally deliver a 25mg Indica gummy bear to you every night but unfortunately, reeducation is still required, so it will have to be to your little jail cell. Hopefully gulags can cause epigenetic changes.

      • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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        2 years ago

        :stalin-heart:

        I will gladly report for reeducation in your quest for flower superiority, just for the sake of getting it over with.

        Let's go!

  • Zoift [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Uncritical support for this revolution

  • Prolefarian [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I want to cosign this but I've been corrupted into the ways of the dab pen. They're just so convenient. At minimum we need to sieze the means of concentrate production so those of us who wish can turn our flower rations into goo.

    But I will never complain about beautiful flowers.

    • Lundi [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Do not, my friend, become addicted to dab pen. It will take hold of you, and you will resent the absence of its convenience!

      • Prolefarian [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        You're right to be honest. Until there is some way to vape without creating mountains of plastic trash they should be banned.

    • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      I much prefer flower, but you’re absolutely right. The fact that I can just have my dab pen with me at all times in public and people either assume it’s nicotine or just don’t care is amazing

    • Lundi [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      :thonk-cri: WAAHHH THAT BONG MAKE SKUNK SMELL WHY DON'T U HIT ON THIS DAB PEN

      :stalin-gun-1: :stalin-gun-2: why don't u hit this bullet

  • MikeHockempalz [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Smoking is the most physically destructive way to get high. Imagine thinking breathing literal smoke into your lungs is better than eating a brownie. Beyond delusional

  • chlooooooooooooo [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    as someone who lives in a country where it's illegal and so nobody has access to dabs or any fancy shit like that, i stand with you.

    • Lundi [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      ugh, at least you all probably have the perfect regs.

      not to sound like an entitled douche, I’m honestly kind of sick of the plethora of options at the dispensary. I miss the rule of the market, the best strains are the ones available because that’s the one everyone buys. Now, you have to experiment with every strain to get a pleasant experience that many other people would agree is a pleasant experience. Now, it’s do you want some lemon cackleglue, 80% Indica (actually feels like sativa) or would you like some pinneapple berrycake, 99% THC .

      Why can’t weedbros be fucking normal, is this what it feels like to get old?

      • chlooooooooooooo [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        you don't miss having to trust that your dealer won't sell you shit weed, trust me. i'd kill to have a dispensary around instead of having to text some dude so he can come sell me a shitty q wrapped in a bit of binbag lmao

        • Lundi [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          I was actually getting my weed from the corners for a while even though I have a medical card lmao It's quick and convenient. But 100% agreed that dealers suck.

  • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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    2 years ago

    Dear Comrade Stalin,

    I and everyone else in our communal apartment have received your patriotic communique. Rest assured comrade, all 17 of us living here are united with you in cause and purpose. May our Master Herb Cultivators deliver a harvest danker than expected for the 5-year plan! All glory to the new Cannabis Collectives!

  • panopticon [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Something about the concentrates kind of fucks with my head, it's like the stuff is just pure distilled chemical mojo without any of the terpenes or whatever to balance it out like flowers have (I'm not a cannabisologist or whatever). What's the matter with edibles though? It's like the healthiest way to take cannabis, do you like lung cancer?