Lmao
I'm fairly certain Zelensky is commanding the war in the same way that Patrick Stewart really commanded a spaceship.
oh like this bit of disinfo that spread very early on: https://blackdotresearch.sg/japanese-ambassador-to-ukraine-samurai/
George Clooney helped South Sudan become an internationally recognized country so anything is possible
i hope he does his banderite standup material replete with the nazi salutes
calling some kind of sketch thats about russians manipulating american politics somehow
Featuring the worst russian accent you've ever heard and also "haha putin gay" jokes for like a solid half hour.
The cast would do an extended musical number about how he’s their boyfriend
:stalin-gun-1: What if one of the writers read this? Shame on you.
The funniest video of all time is an interview with Ben Stiller where he says nepotism in Hollywood doesn't exist.
Ben Stiller is starting to look frighteningly similar to :epstein: and I'm here for it
What's that? Invading forces have massacred a village and dismembered the corpses, including the children? That will have to wait, David Hasselhoff wants to talk about doing a photo op with the Knight Rider car.
It’s so fucking pathetic. The UkraineMania! is so embarrassing.
Had to did everything in my power not to smirk and derisively rip the stupid blue and yellow Ukraine donation/send a card table at this Open Street day I went to yesterday in LIC.
Can’t even talk to neighbors who are so swept up in the media brainwashing coverage of this. They’re so easily swayed by the next Big Thing the media tells them is going on. “Don’t miss out. Ukraine flags and stickers cheap.”
This conflict is basically Baudrillard's "The Gulf War Did Not Take Place" turned on its head in terms of the orientation of the belligerents, but the core principles remain the same. A heavily curated war fronted by a Ukrainian President that might as well be on the Paramount lot in LA at any given moment
