Now I'm also a little curious what this televangelist's browser history looks like 
Mine works like a dream. You just have to be careful when approaching your poop hole as it can sting.
Do you do it in the shower or do you apply it when you are dry? Do you use anything else?
Ok. So I use clippers to get the easy to reach stuff. Then I apply it to my whole undercarriage, balls en all. I then hop around the bathroom hissing through my teeth because my scrotum is on fire. After about 6-8 minutes I stand in the shower (water off) and use the scraper to remove the chunks of hair goo. I make sure to not let it go down the drain. Flush all the goo. Finally I turn on the shower and use a rough sponge to thoroughly remove anything left.
The result is breathtaking.
Farting whilst sitting down is an exercise in chaos theory. Will the fart come out the back, will it bubble up from underneath my ball sack? All bets are off.
So I use clippers
Yeah, thats fine and all. I've got a decent clipper, I just can't get the "hard-to-reach" areas. I've tried a few of the cremes available and I found Nad's For Men cream. It says to cover the whole area with plenty of cream but I swear it only weakens 90% of hair down there, the rest have to be rubbed off. There must be a better product out there.
Farting whilst sitting down is an exercise in chaos theory. Will the fart come out the back, will it bubble up from underneath my ball sack? All bets are off.
Full mental image from beginning to the end
I find putting one foot on the toilet seat helps. I have a conveniently placed mirror that allows me a good view. Veet does the trick for me and gets all the hair, but if you still have stragglers, just do it again when you feel up to it.
Every time I deride how inconvenient being naturally hairy and too lazy to do anything beyond basic trimming can be, I mentally pull up a copy of this post to remind myself that it could be so much worse.
i don't remember this detail of the fish speakers in god emperor of dune...
I know this is satire but I dig the way pegging is seen as the end of masculinity. If only.
I think of pegging like weed at a function. If it's there, I could be down. If not, no biggie.
More propaganda from the Arkansas Reich :Arkansas-cool:
Uhhh let me be clear
Arkansas started this war when they chose to break the Missouri-Arkansas Non-Aggression Pact and attempted to break our spirit at the Battle of Branson.They failed.
Their vulgar ideology will be crushed under the proletarian boot of the Marxist-Swiftyist Red Army. All glory to the Union of Midwestern Council Republics, all glory to the proletarian worker and farmer peoples of the Midwest. We will push the fascists all the way to Little Rock, and end their farcical worship of Fuhrer Bill
liberate the workers of Arkansas, and rebuild it as a model sister nation.-As dictated by Chairwoman Taylor
Time to sell the farm and buy stock in manufacturers of water-based lubricants, I guess.
