the hottest woman you have ever seen
she doesn't have tits the size of jupiter
the WOKES are RUINING gaming by turning all the WOMEN into MENLiterally a super model
Gamers: Um actually she is a UGLY LESBIAN because she doesn't have Wendy Bazongas level booba
Thing is Lara was canonically lesbian in the originals, but it was good because
It's bad now because she's got a more reserved character design and her sexuality is being taken seriously.
going to pay a pet gamer to find 'unattractive women' so i can play matchmaker with lesbians
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If they had any self respect as game developers you would be able to romance
I mean, who wouldn't want to be cuddled by someone with a gun arm.You can go on a date at gold saucer with Barrett in the original if you get the conditions correct. I haven't played the new one yet, waiting on pc release.
That's very funny, I haven't touched the original since I was a kid and I remember that Yuffie and Tifa were options if you selected the right dialogue, but I never heard about Barrett.
https://www.pcinvasion.com/final-fantasy-7-rebirth-barret-romance-guide-best-dialogue-choices-and-answers/
Barret was a potential option for the Gold Saucer date in the original Final Fantasy 7, but it was really a joke scene for players who completely ignored the other party members.
Thankfully, Barret gets the romance he deserves in Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth.
Forget the fireworks let's talk blowing up another reactor on this date.
The shader does looks buged. Like its trying to model transparency or some sort of fancy ligth effect, but the relevant texture file is missing.
The person that made the post was adamant that it didn't matter what lighting she was in and was a thoroughly unattractive character.
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Now im confused. Shouldnt she look exactly like what this wierdos whan women to look?
Booba need to be at least twice as large, but in a classy way.
Counterpoint: you can be so fuckin gay and so fuckin straight at the same time
I've decided that gamers aren't real. There's no way they can have such unreal ideas about women and also be real. They're aliens from the planet Glorp-Slorp 5 which is a planet made entirely out of 12 year old boy hormones.
The changeling ocean of ooze in DS9 but it's just hormone slurry.
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Well given this is what classic Lara Croft looks like maybe the issue is that she's not pointy enough.
If classic Lara came out today gamers would be pissed because her design was based off Neneh Cherry and black woman bad.
That's an impressive piece of trivia. The appearance of the character that travels around the world stealing antiquities from burial grounds was created by lightening up the skin tone of a Black woman? It's like an appropriation gobstopper.
Toby Gard originally wanted Lara to be named Lara Cruz and be a latam mercenary but then it changed to her being more like Indiana Jones.
Damn, I'm right there with ya tina, I just hope the voice actor doesn't sound like someone from the aristocracy
Tomb Raider reboot where Lara was raised in Luton public housing
well you see, woman is attractive if she have big boobs and wears revealing clothing. woman is not attractive is she does not have big boobs and/or does not reveal them
Lara gives me intense Eggvy. It was an exercise in self flaggelation to play the reboot trilogy. But they were really good.
y'all remember when pro gamers lost their shit over Aloy in HZD/HFW having fucking Vellus hair?
