Which church? Westboro Baptist, I assume. :frothingfash:

  • invo_rt [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    ‘The church is supposed to direct the government’

    Allow me to direct you to this mine shaft.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      They're going to take the Bioshock Infinite route and retcon Washington as America's First High Priest, then claim whichever Charismatic is currently leading the movement has direct blood ties to the Washington Family, thereby solidifying the claim to the White Throne.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    i agree, we should all be led by the church of satan

    :vegan-seitan:

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      Make sure you back the correct one. One of them is full of Randroids.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      Most fundamentalist sects can come together for specific reasons, like :us-foreign-policy:

      • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Catholics & Protestants could mostly do that as well back in the day, and that still didn't stop The Wars of Religion.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      If they were, many of them didn't know it, because a lot of them became "cultural Christians" again by way of :jordan-eboy-peterson: or just went full techbro chud and started worshipping ELO~N.

    • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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      2 years ago

      Nah most of them still think the US is destined to become a caliphate because the Moslims are "breeding" too much

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      The Reddit Atheists are mostly just mad at Muslims for embracing the immaculate wisdom of Mohammad, Blessed Be His Name. The current crop is borderline TradCath in every way that counts.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      How about Metal Church?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ary17dRnC3o

  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    There's only one The Church in America

    When the Constitution of the United States hangs, as it were, upon a single thread, they will have to call for the Mormon Elders to save it from utter destruction; and they will step forth and do it. - Brigham Young, second President of the Church of Latter Day Saints

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    If it must be led by a church it should be led by a Gnostic church, the satanism of Protestantism and Catholicism will be purged from this land :angel-biblical-shh: :angel-biblical: :why-angel: :vegan-seitan: