https://nitter.net/lib_crusher/status/1542590588742119425?t=VpHDmrFZ1jGQmAitkm9WNQ&s=19
if CK2 has taught me anything, it's important for a feudal lord to have a lot of offspring as options for diplomatic marriages
Tesla's Q2 results will probably not be good. The thing is, if Tesla was doing a lot of financial shenanigans (my guess would be yes), it would be easy to hide those shenanigans while deliveries were constantly growing every quarter. If Q2 deliveries are not good, then those financial shenanigans can be harder to hide, making the quarter not only "not good", but "very bad".
He's just working on an Elden Ring build that he hopes won't get laughed at
somebody on twitter said this while quote tweeting about the "mystery rocket body" that crashed on the moon and that no country or entity has claimed responsibility for.
mystery rocket body
According to NASA, astronomers discovered a rocket body heading toward a lunar collision late last year. Impact occurred on March 4, and NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter spotted the crash site on the moon's surface shortly after.
After a rocket body impacted the Moon last year, NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter was able to snap a surprising view of the impact site. Unexpectedly, the crater is actually two craters and may indicate that the rocket body had large masses at each end
Was it the SpaceX rocket with the Tesla? That would be hilarious if it got captured by the moon. Maybe :melon-musk: is having all the feels about it, and he's dreading anyone figuring it out.
I saw a thread about this and someone said a researcher claims it’s a Chinese rocket and all the replies were “wow I’m not surprised. They’re stupid and genocidal and don’t like embarrassment or responsibility. Typical Chinese” lol
Got bit by one of Austin's many rabid bats and is currently snarling and foaming at the mouth
He tried to achieve le epic meme status by holding his breath for 420 minutes and 69 seconds. RIP Elon.
Assassinated in his office by a Boston Dynamics robot with Jeffrey Epstein's face, RIP in peace :expert-shapiro:
They also haven't been pushing Tesla articles in my feed. Something has happened to the money.
Elon is going to get killed by the other billionaires for being a jackass and drawing too much heat to subtler jackasses. They will frame leftists.
Elon is going to get killed by the other billionaires
:sicko-yes:
They will frame leftists.
:sicko-no:
Im okay with communists getting credit for murdering his ass tbh. Even if they didn't. Sorry to the person who gets framed though
Maybe due to the cnn news about his kid.
This is my guess, since this news he’s been quiet.
Musk in a week long transphobic rage through corporate facility while his sycophants frantically searches for his music man.
Dude has, like, seven other kids. I doubt he's overly invested in any individual kid, much less one that's openly rebellious.
