I could be edged for five hours, then have ice water thrown on my crotch and be stuffed into a locker, it would still be less of a tease than this
Maybe the dems and republicans will start indicting each other until they’re all in prison with Trump. Would totes become a prison guard.
"I hunted Nazis while wearing a jetpack and they indicted me."
I knew this was fake because it didn't take 4+ years of legal tomfoolery and circlejerking first
AVOCADO, YOU FUCKING @Melina@hexbear.net ALT... WTF you think you doing... naooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
