I feel like the chances are at least non-zero at this point.

  • amber2 [she/her,they/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    It's funny how obama got so much shit for using a teleprompter but now Biden can barely pull that off

    • amber2 [she/her,they/them]
      ·
      2 years ago

      :wojak-nooo: noooo Obama isn't really that eloquent he's just reading off a screen

      :biden-troll: listen jack, insert text here

      • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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        edit-2
        2 years ago

        "And I think we...uh...need to figure that out. Now, your PC has ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info and then we'll restart for you, 10% complete"

      • D61 [any]
        ·
        2 years ago

        "lorem ipsum lorem ipsum lorem ipsum"

  • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    knowing america that would get the operator executed for high treason or some shit

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    How about if he starts wearing a "hearing aid" that's actually an earpiece where they feed his dying brain information. If somebody hacked that - it would be epic.

    "It's like when I was a boy in Scranton during the middle ages and me, Black Death Buddy, and Daddy-o Frankenstein hung out with the soda jerk to talk to the hula hoop girls, jack. America is not like it used to be pretend ever was. Does anybody else smell burning rubber?"

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    My fellow Americans, A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

    If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, restart your computer. if this screen appears again, follow these steps:

    Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any Windows updates you might need.

    If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then select Safe Mode.

    Technical information:

    *** STOP: 0x000000FE (0x00000008, 0x000000006, 0x00000009, 0x847075cc)

  • Sushi_Desires
    ·
    2 years ago

    they should try to get him to read the lyrics to Scat Man

  • D61 [any]
    ·
    2 years ago

    :biden-nibble: "And for my final thoughts tonight, "Inshallah, death to America."

    signal is immediately cut off as staffers rush to the lectern