Take them away boys

:volcel-judge: :data-revolutionary: :geordi-no: :picard: :volcel-judge:

By the way we need a Riker emoji just so I can have the volcel police arrest him, he's the horniest. Wasn't expecting this lol

  • AFineWayToDie [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Star Trek has always been horny. "The Cage" features Captain Pike being kidnapped by aliens who try to stud him.

    Compare to Star Wars, where nobody has sex. Ever. Not even once.

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          2 years ago

          I remember Jessica Jones and Luke Cage, in particular, being pretty horned up.

          Not as dorky as the TNG shit, tho.

          • AFineWayToDie [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Oh for sure. TNG was far from the horniest show out there, but it was the exception in that sex was often just something that people did, and not exclusively a tool for humour or scandal.

      • AFineWayToDie [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Voyager was actually very sexless compared to earlier Trek. Harry was dressed down by Janeway for fucking an alien, and while Tom and B'elanna made out a lot, there was no talk of sex until B'elanna got pregnant.

      • Zo1db3rg [comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        I thought that was just Kim? The ones that changed him into their race via virus then they mate by killing the males? Kim gets infected and it draws him to the home planet. Paris tries to get some action but they give him the cold shoulder.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Come on, that's not true, the Midichlorians are getting some action.