• CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        He looks like he thinks he has a hypersensitivity to electricity, and he screwed his brother out of a partnership with his law firm because he didn't like his brother's past.

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  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    In an interview with Rolling Stone, Elon broke down in tears as he spoke about his father, saying: “My dad will have a carefully thought-out plan of evil. He will plan evil. Almost every crime you can possibly think of, he has done. Almost every evil thing you could possibly think of, he has done. It’s so terrible, you can’t believe it.”

    ...I did not think I would ever feel pity for Musk, yet here I am

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Good reminder that people aren't born like this, they are made.

    • CTHlurker [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah, literally the only good thing about Elon Musk is how much he despises his father. Don't get me wrong, Elon is a financier who made it to the top, and the damage he can do is much higher than any other individual, but his father just seems like a psychopath. Also he is apparently extremely untethered to reality and lies seemingly for the fun of it.

      • Wheaties [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        https://www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musks-dad-on-fathering-a-child-with-his-stepdaughter

    • CTHlurker [he/him]
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      We have a few of them on this site, and those seem like cool guys. Though I don't really know if they're white or not, I just kind of assume that they are.

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        There's also quite a few cool white Americans and Brits here, and many of them would be the first to talk about how they hate their white countrymen.

      • Capaedia [he/him,any]
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        2 years ago

        I'd post that picture of the shots sustained by aircraft if I could

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Handshake emoji between Errol Musk and Errol Flynn for being massive sexist sexpest pieces of shit.

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  • Sen_Jen [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I feel like we're all looking over the "With his stepdaughter" part

    WHAT THE FUCK

    • Hotspur21 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      They met when she was 4 and he was 41 :gui-better: :gui-better:

      • Sen_Jen [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Jesus fucking Christ. It suddenly makes a lot of sense that Elon turned out the way that he did

  • Darthsenio_Mall [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    somebody fuckin’ kill this guy jesus christ

    how many morons have to have guns before someone uses one for something halfways decent purely as a matter of probability instead of whatever the dumbest thing imaginable happens to be at that moment

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    There's a very Fedora-tier energy to the "We just exist to reproduce" statement. The sort of shit you'd say jokingly while drinking coffee as a sophomore college kid, after barely squeaking by on your Bio 301 final. Coming from a fucking ghoul like this when being asked about his best Woody Allen impersonation, you have to marvel at the degree to which people will just ingest each others bullshit.

    Even then, the only reason this is news is because Elon Musk is recognized as a kind-of Capitalist Royalty. And his father having a "secret kid" alludes to some kind of fantastic dynastic struggle between heirs to the throne. Nevermind that we're not in 12th century Feudal France, trying to find the Child Who Will Lead Us in our next Crusade against the Moors. This relationship is deeply sick, but it is only considered newsworthy because of the implication of Palace Intrigue that has nothing to do with how businesses work.

    Americans would be so much happier if they had a Royal Family to gawk over, scandals and all.

    • eduardog3000 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Americans would be so much happier if they had a Royal Family to gawk over, scandals and all.

      That's why we gawk over the same royal family we celebrate our successful revolution against.

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      • Mike_Penis [any]
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        2 years ago

        Yeah I wasn't saying it's something a person should live by just that it's technically correct

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