The horror film follows a "feral" Pooh and Piglet as they go on a slasher rampage after Christopher Robin abandons them.

This only became possible this year when the first Winnie The Pooh book entered public domain.

    • cawsby [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      This world needs anthropomorphic/sapient bears.

      Imagine if Smokey the Bear was real. No one would be leaving campsites with ashes unburied once a few campers were eaten as examples.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        Smokey and Gritty team up as the revolutionary vanguard. :cursed:

      • Singerino [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Grizzly bears don't attack people. Only on rare occasions, and it's usually bears that are starving and humans who leave food out. Or if you camp out directly in the middle of their highways like Timothy Treadwell.

        • MerryChristmas [any]
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          2 years ago

          For real? I thought that was only true of black bears because they're more docile, but that could definitely just be regional folk knowledge.

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Imagine if Smokey the Bear was real.

        Come join us!

        :speech-r::hexbear-shining: :cube-cub: :bear-despair: :downbear: :bear-chill: :chonky-bear: :sicko-hexbear: :ursus-hexagonia: