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  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Jesus christ. This plan is... perfect. How did NONE of the greatest communist thinkers never think of this?

    • BrookeBaybee [she/her, love/loves]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Well, for starters, Marx failed to consider the implications of... Your free trial of Hexbear Comments+™ has ended. For fantastic comments plus so much more, be sure to subscribe to Hexbear Comments+™ by parodying any current or former head of state of a G7 country in Minecraft

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    what if we had communism, but it was only for the Premium™ subscribers?

    wait...

    :thonk:

    yeah i know capitalism is socialism for the rich is too reductive of a statement, but cut me some slack here :meow-knit: Xi pays me by the joke!

  • Ideology [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I will sign up for Hexbear Premium just to find out it's loving your trans comrades.

    It will be worth it.