Virgin buzzcut vs Chad warrior bun

I would smooch all the dudes with glorious locks

This is intended in a non-creepy way, it's a friendship smooch

  • Nakoichi [they/them]M
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    8 months ago

    Awww shucks

    (I have not cut my hair in like 15 years)

    I have had a hair dresser ask to take a picture of my mane lmao

      • InappropriateEmote [comrade/them, undecided]
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        8 months ago

        I had long hair in high school in the 90s and people would laugh at me and call me Fabio. It was meant as an insult and a dunk, but looking back, there are worse things to be called.

    • Nakoichi [they/them]M
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      8 months ago

      That's why I haven't cut my hair in over 10 years lol. The single most frequent compliment I get from women (and men honestly) is on my amazing hair.

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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        8 months ago

        There seems to be a certain stage where men are like "sick flow bro". And then beyond that is girlhair i guess

  • regul [any]
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    8 months ago

    Idk dawg you seen the sysadmin ponytail?

  • Crowtee_Robot [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    The hair on the sides is all I got left and by God I'm gonna grow it out as long as I can. Hopping into the old hippie to wizard pipeline!

    • GinAndJuche
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      8 months ago

      Join me in bringing back robes! They’d totally complete the wizard look.

        • GinAndJuche
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          8 months ago

          Druids aren’t wizards, but neo Druids seem pretty tolerant. Let’s add Gandalf the non-binary to the wizard list!

  • Angel [any]
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    8 months ago

    Long hair is one of the few physical traits that I find universally more attractive than the alternative.

    For most things, I like both ends fairly equally.

    • Tall or short? I'll take either.
    • Round face shape or square face shape? I'll take either.
    • Thin body or thick body? I'll take either.

    But for hair length, in terms of being hot, long always beats short. I'm attracted to people regardless of gender, so this preference I have applies to all genders. I don't care if you're a man, a woman, or an enby; if you have long hair, I'll love it!

    That's not to say I think short hair is unattractive, but long hair is totally superior when it comes to my physical attraction preferences.

    The only other appearance trait that I have a strong preference for is that I also love "alternative" looks with tattoos, piercings, and dyed hair, but for the most part, my preferences for physical appearance are not leaning one way or the other too strongly.

    • Angel [any]
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      8 months ago

      Also, yes. This does mean that I drool every time I see Justin Whang.

      Show

    • GinAndJuche
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      8 months ago

      It’s awesome isn’t it? I do a weird thing where I grow it out for a year or two and then switch to shaved sides Ivy until I yearn for the locks again. I really should just stick with it.

        • GinAndJuche
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          8 months ago

          Sorry for not getting it, what’s the Vietnam GI chick mean?

          Edit: Thanks!

            • GinAndJuche
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              8 months ago

              Oh, the helmet hides it lol.

              Joke response: and here I was thinking she had a hell of a lot of hairspray to make a helmet of it

            • GinAndJuche
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              8 months ago

              Thank you for the emoji translation!

    • Nakoichi [they/them]M
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      8 months ago

      I'm gonna have to take hair pics just to make you all jealous.

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    It sucks because I have very curly hair that just doesn’t let it happen. The end result is that I try to grow it out and end up liking like a dyed Chia pet

  • makotech222 [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    god i want long hair; i think it would look good on me, but i absolutely hate the feel of hair on my ears and neck. Its also gets soooo itchy

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    8 months ago

    I just did by annual haircut and it's sorta short now. At peak length I look like I'm in Motley Crue and it's pretty tight but gets hard to deal with.