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(CW: Surgery scars) Matt Christman after surgery
Removed by modNSFWSo we're all in agreement that the CIA shot him with their heart attack gun and, due to his impressively sturdy constitution, it didn't kill him but instead it caused him to have a stroke, right?
what's kind of amazing is that he had a stroke (apparently) at a time in his life when he was feeling pretty good and level-headed instead of when he was a seething cauldron of white-hot incandescent rage
the lesson? stay mad, lads, grill pills kill
CIA saw he was getting too close to grilling enlightenment and hit him with the stroke gun
Probably a delayed reaction; the clot started with Megan McArdle, built throughout the 2020 election, and then was finally released when he grillpilled and his blood vessels relaxed
sd card was full, had to install a new one to think more thoughts
The deep state had to take out his 5G implant, it was making him too powerful.
He was smart before, but he's gonna be predicting world events and moving things with telekinesis now they've given him the Bone 'Ead surgery
Getting Matt a Neuralink with the Patreon money as a bit was not okay
Matt Christman, podcaster. A man barely alive.
Comrades, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic griller. Matt Christman will be that griller. Better than he was before.
Better... stronger... larger.
The doctors discovered there was no brain in there!
Jk jk, I'm glad he's healthy.
Brain was too big. They had to pull some out to share with the rest of the Chapo cast.
Will and felix tucking into a nice dinner of pan seared matt brain. :🧠:
Just a glistening galaxy like the marble in Men In Black.
but good.