It looks so bad and lame. If you can't do it animated, just don't do it. I don't care how good you think your CGI is, it looks like Bridge to Tarabithia

  • Theblarglereflargle [any]
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    2 years ago

    It’s not that bad. If Neil Gaiman, who has refused to pull the trigger on ANYTHING related to his sacred baby till now. You have to know it’s at least SOMEWHAT good.

    Sure this didn’t hold up as well you know what did? A fuck ton of other scenes. The violin scene, the reveal and then battle with Lucifer, the fucking dream traveling scene.

    It was never going to be animated. And if it was the quality would have been shit due to the amount of money it would take and we’d be complaining about that.

    Fucking hell some of you sound like modern Star Wars fans about every piece of media I swear.

    • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Fucking hell some of you sound like modern Star Wars fans about every piece of media I swear.

      Star Wars fans at least like something. Online leftists think it's their responsibility to hate every piece of media produced today, and that enjoying things makes you a liberal.

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        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          2 years ago

          The only good Star Wars movie was The Empire Strikes Back and also The Ewok Movie, because I watched it when I was six and cherish the memory fondly.

        • Theblarglereflargle [any]
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          2 years ago

          I will go to my deathbed defending book of bobba fett as “not that bad” and “not nearly as goofy as other shit in Star Wars” if only to spite the losers

      • Theblarglereflargle [any]
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        2 years ago

        The final struggle session will be this thread arguing whether Stalin loving cowboy movies makes him a liberal or not. Also do Star Wars fans like things? Are you sure ?

        The best part is a lot of little bits feel like Gaiman trolling with people. Like how they produce Constantine’s name. I for one welcome our new openly sassy Gaiman overlord.

        • Nakoichi [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          Also Desire. If you haven't gotten to their scenes yet you aren't allowed to comment.

          • Theblarglereflargle [any]
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            2 years ago

            I was trying to keep the desire stuff completely spoiler free but yes. Gaiman talking about how excited he was for the drakes parts makes all the sense.

          • Theblarglereflargle [any]
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            2 years ago

            They do it the proper British way so Con-stan-TYNE not Con-stan-TEEN. Which is actually the way that Alan Moore intended.

            Fans however get super butt hurt about it, something that Neil has mentioned before as annoying him. Seeing it here feels like such a direct reference to that whole thing.