In a desperate attempt to lure youths into their shitty played-out action franchise they should cast a zoomer as Bond. It'd make the boomers so mad. 17 year old 007, played by a mixed race actress where one of the races isn't White, looks into the camera after riding a motorcycle through an explosion and saving her trans girlfriend, says "get woke" and a million CHUD boomers literally explode in a shower of gore.
In a desperate attempt to lure youths into their shitty played-out action franchise they should cast a zoomer as Bond. It'd make the boomers so mad. 17 year old 007, played by a mixed race actress where one of the races isn't White, looks into the camera after riding a motorcycle through an explosion and saving her trans girlfriend, says "get woke" and a million CHUD boomers literally explode in a shower of gore.
hey i read that story on ao3