Next James Bond Casting Rumor Kicks Out All The "Old" 007 Hopefuls
Here’s why a much younger 007 is suddenly on the table.
James bond drives his 2007 Honda Civic to infiltrate Brussels and beg for the UK to be let back in to the EU.
There would great unity by English publications across the political spectrum attacking the movie in the same way. They'd be aghast at the Japanese car
battling dr. nah dawg and bussy galore in a bottle flipping fight before finding out all three share the same therapist. Q is rewritten as a crystals and vibes expert fixated on ridding the world of an elite cabal of shape shifting pedos, gives bond a special fidget spinner that is actually a tactical butthole sunner. money penny becomes "crypto bit", an alexa-style unit that bond is constantly trying to fuck.
In a desperate attempt to lure youths into their shitty played-out action franchise they should cast a zoomer as Bond. It'd make the boomers so mad. 17 year old 007, played by a mixed race actress where one of the races isn't White, looks into the camera after riding a motorcycle through an explosion and saving her trans girlfriend, says "get woke" and a million CHUD boomers literally explode in a shower of gore.
That would be awesome. They'd lose their tempers and huge numbers of them would get banned from Twitter and Facebook too.
well that makes sense the character's lifestyle makes more sense in a younger man. I'd imagine reaching 50 and still being sent on killing jobs rather than working managing agents is not a sign of a florishing career either for a fed
Especially for someone who made Line Commander in the RN, being stuck as a solo field agent in the first place rather than being the guy sending in the SAS at the climax seems like a serious career implosion.
yeah the older he gets the more his career is clearly stagnating
not a sign of a florishing career either for a fed
Probably a result of constant sexual harassment complaints and/or sleeping with the boss's wife.
Isn't this basically Austin Powers except that Austin was respectful to women?
old James Bond has been done, multiple times at this point. Roger Moore was 58 in A View to a Kill.
