• SirKlingoftheDrains [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      battling dr. nah dawg and bussy galore in a bottle flipping fight before finding out all three share the same therapist. Q is rewritten as a crystals and vibes expert fixated on ridding the world of an elite cabal of shape shifting pedos, gives bond a special fidget spinner that is actually a tactical butthole sunner. money penny becomes "crypto bit", an alexa-style unit that bond is constantly trying to fuck.