- the US moon landing
- the atomic bombing of Japan
If you correctly choose the event which never happened, you get infinite wishes
If you choose incorrectly, nothing happens
which do you choose?
Well I've been to Hiroshima and met victims of the bombing there so I'm going with the moon landing
Death to America
Kubrick directed the moon landings, but he forced the government to film on location.
I've changed two peoples minds, one unintentionally, by pointing out the US landed on the moon more than once
Some of them basically say "the rest of the moon landings are real, but the first one was fake", but most would probably just say they're all fake.
the aliens asking the question actually went to the moon and filmed the moon landings themselves and then broadcasted them to the rest of the world and pretended the Americans had landed on the moon
The actual fake event is the alien beaming down and telling me this. That is not what the alien that beamed down from the sky told me. Also the US moon landing, since I don't recognize the US, and the atomic bombing of Japan, since I don't recognize Japan. Also the infinite wishes seems to be fake, as well as the "nothing happens", because stuff keeps happening! Oh, and the "me choosing one of these" at the end there. That's probably fake.
If given the choice between not spending money on science, or not burning two cities to the ground and flash frying hundreds of thousands of people in an instant, which do you think :amerikkka: more likely to do?
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Broke: The US landed on the moon
Woke: The US never landed on the moon
Bespoke: The moon isn't real
uhhhh fuck, so many possibilities
- Aliens did Hiroshima and Nagasaki, yankoids just took credit for it by being the first to learn of the strikes
- The moon landing attempt was not a fake, but the lander/craft was intercepted by aliens and the actual landing was faked by them to cover up the kidnapping
- The moon landing was faked from the start and they picked up live feed from Kubrick on set
- Japan simply does not exist
I'm going with 2. The aliens must have created Atom Bomb II and no longer count the fat man as a nuke.
If the moon landing was a conspiracy it must include ideas about the world outside our planet and aliens wouldn't be the beings asking that question.
- Because they know the Americans only did it to discourage the Soviets from continuing their moon efforts :pepe-silvia: :posad:
It's more likely that the alien is giving me a trick question than that either of those didn't happen.
Trick question. Aliens won't contact the Earth until we annihilate ourselves in a nuclear apocalypse.
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I probably would have been harder to fake 1 than 2. Neither are very fakable though.
