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Before mixing: One can tuna w/tuna water. One heaping table spoon store brand relish. One heaping tablespoon spicy mustard. ~1/2 cup Fiber One. Eat promptly. <<$2.

If we all ate this for lunch we'd save $$$ and smack inflation to boot. Original recipe used Honey Bunches but almost anything crunchy will do. I suspect crushed potato chips might be best.

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  • fuckmyphonefuckingsu [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    white people and not knowing how to cook, name a more iconic duo

    oh right, white people and voluntarily eating the most vile food imaginable

      • AmericaDelendeEst [any]
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        2 years ago

        I currently eat meat and yes I agree canned tuna is one of the grossest things I've seen people regularly eat

        I also hate all seafood though

      • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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        2 years ago

        I like canned tuna but would never mix it with relish. Just put raw salmon in the sugar bowl why don't you?

    • AmericaDelendeEst [any]
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      2 years ago

      My parents never taught me how to cook and I basically taught myself starting with adding onion and garlic to my ramen noodles when I still lived at home and my mom would tell me I'm not allowed to do that because the smell would allegedly keep her awake, like literally half an onion, two, three cloves of garlic and she's all the way upstairs and I get treated like I'm gassing her in the trenches with my modest attempt at cooking

      I'm pretty sure it's literally not physically possible for smells to wake a person up too so you might say I'm somewhat resentful even now, 13 years later

      • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
        ·
        2 years ago

        Eh, smoke does but that's probably a hard wired thing for survival and garlic is a matter of taste.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          2 years ago

          garlic is a matter of taste.

          Found the alien. "Garlic isn't a matter of survival" you're never going to invade the Earth saying things like that.

          • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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            2 years ago

            If garlic is as lethal to you as fire maybe dab some mayo under your nose at night. Another cracker down