• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    the tires on these trucks are mind-blowingly expensive. like, 4 tires are more than a car type shit.

    it is every child of the Earth's sacred duty to put a nail in them, cut the stem, or slash the sidewalks.

    • buh [any]
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      2 years ago

      The sticker said “come and take it”!

    • Sinonatrix [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      What catalytic converter? That's liberal bullshit that ruins the 'natural sound!'

      • medium_adult_son [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I haven't checked but I bet it is a thing in chud truck circles to remove the cat converter, even in new trucks, if there isn't emissions testing in their state.

        If this were a diesel truck it would definitely have the EGR removed, along with anything else that prevents NOx from being emitted and killing people and the atmosphere.

  • cynesthesia
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    8 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Big off road trucks are cool and rad from a technological point of view but there's no reason a private individual should own one in 99.9% of cases.

      Come to think of it, this abomination probably sucks ass off road compared to an actual off road truck (like a Kamaz or something), so nobody should own one.

  • Morosaurus [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    So does she take the trampoline with her? How is she gonna get on it when she drives somewhere without a convenient trampoline lying around?

  • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Besides the truck, we have an absolutely enormous garage, easily 10 feet+ ceiling, holding 1 fuck huge truck. The garage for some reason has level 5 drywall, including the ceiling. And 2 fridges in the garage, one for clear sodas and one for dark sodas and beers.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      And 2 fridges in the garage, one for clear sodas and one for dark sodas and beers.

      Separate but equal accomodations for both colors (of drink).

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      This has the ground clearance of a non lifted truck with that bar I assume is for stabilizing at the level of "middle of the tyres"

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      :bait:

      Still feeling in a :congratulations: mood, I suppose.

      • AmericaDelendeEst [any]
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        2 years ago

        brochacho ya didn't have to comment, I ignored your "excuse me sir you gave me a COMMAND and then did not FOLLOW" when 1) your response was literally less than a minute later and 2) "perhaps we should both log out" is literally not a command

        :bait: yourself

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          ya didn’t have to comment

          "Bro" you didn't have to keep :congratulations: yourself for being a master of le satire, but here we are.

          • AmericaDelendeEst [any]
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            2 years ago

            I repeated a funny joke in a different thread to which you were entirely uninvolved :congratulations: :logout:

              • AmericaDelendeEst [any]
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                2 years ago

                i've never seen someone so mad and personally insulted for "this comment was probably a joke y'all didn't get" that I am just astounded that we're still here talking about it an entire day later

                • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                  2 years ago

                  i’ve never seen someone so mad

                  :wall-talk:

                  You put out the :bait: You wanted more validation, and you just received it. Is this going to be the winning touchdown you're going to tell your neighbors about in 20 years? 30?

                  • AmericaDelendeEst [any]
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                    2 years ago

                    I think that once again a kind suggestion of maybe logging out for a while is in order because this is an extreme level of anger and apparently feeling personally-attacked which was not warranted yesterday or now

                    this is not me trying to be a dick, I am going to resist my usual compulsive urge to keep responding after this, legitimately please have a better day

                    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                      2 years ago

                      this is not me trying to be a dick

                      because this is an extreme level of anger and apparently feeling personally-attacked which was not warranted yesterday or now

                      :doubt:

                      You put out :bait: today, which means you wanted more of the same. I fed you voluntarily this time. Do you feel validated enough now? If so, stop.

                    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                      edit-2
                      2 years ago

                      Weird as it is, I feel the same way about all this at this point. :jesse-wtf:

  • Lilith [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    trampolines are fun, but trucks are bad

      • THC
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        1 year ago

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        • Shamwow [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I went to a trampoline park and I felt like a superhero. I bounced so fast. If we had sidewalk trampolines I'd never drive again.

        • Darthsenio_Mall [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          hell yeah, but also dawg wait the earth already is hollow that's where amelia earhart went

      • Shamwow [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I meant the truck. Lower the frame closer to the ground, put a big hammer and sickle on it and haul around construction materials for mutual aid.

        • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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          2 years ago

          we post all day about lefty gun clubs but honestly for most people, working in construction would probably be more useful in every step on the road to overthrowing capitalism than playing with guns

          • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            We'd need both. There's no point building something for the workers if the forces of reaction can just waltz in with their guns and burn it down.

            One of the many reasons that factory militias were so prevalent in socialist uprisings.

  • D61 [any]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    If... if you put an automatically extending step on the thing, why not have it drop two steps?

    I mean... airplanes have figured this out.

  • Flinch [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    unscrew the air valve from the tire, put a small object such as a lentil or bit of gravel in the cap, replace cap and screw down until you hear a hiss, repeat 4x, with practice you're done in under 2 minutes, strand the chud in the wal-mart parking lot