when you're so not mad you out page count the equivalent of a capitalism car manual, incoherent drivel from the least annoying ancap, and a series literally known for extremely meticulous and plentiful worldbuilding, for the equivalent of a shower argument against people who dislike you on twitter. holy shit. i'd feel bad if she deserved pity :what-the-hell:

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    after you breach 1000 pages it's just exponential decay, very few works reach that level and maintain quality throughout. jkr think she jrr 💀

    edit: WAIT THIS IS A SINGLE ENTRY IN A SERIES OF BOOKS. HOW. LOTR HAD 3 BOOKS. THIS MF OUTPAGED LOTR WITH 1 BOOK :joker-troll:

    • Shamwow [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Ackshually LOTR is one book in 3 parts. The publishers didn't want to make it one physical book because too many pages.

      • Kuori [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        if the entirety of lotr was crammed into one book you'd break the spine opening it

        hell, you could probably break someone else's spine just swinging it at them

        • Shamwow [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Eh, I have history and scholarly books on my shelf that are about the same wordcount as the complete LOTR.

          • Kuori [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            you just had to crush my dreams, didn't you? :rage-cry:

    • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Spending a decade travelling by foot to reach the peak of The Mount, to bear witness to the hallowed pages of The Book of Life...

      It is still less than half as long as one JKR novella.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      WAIT THIS IS A SINGLE ENTRY IN A SERIES OF BOOKS. HOW.

      She also had to write other detective books about totally not transphobic topics like evil crossdresser serial killers.