Honestly hilarious imo

"What a spiteful little bitch you are Putin." - Ritaredditonce +2900

"I'm starting to think this Putin guy might be a bit of a twat." - RudigherJones +413

😂

EDIT - Also I'd like to thank y'all for the amazing thread we've got going here. Real mix of comedy and quality discourse on the material situation

  • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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    2 years ago

    Damn, sometimes I think, is Putin secretly really bitter about the fall of communism and is he hiding his power levels?

    Like, I’m not sure why Putin would hate Gorby, aside from him facilitating the fall of the Soviet Union which kind of benefited Putin’s oligarchic agenda.

    • cpfhornet [she/her,comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      I mean Gorby is pretty universally disliked in Russia these days, its a fairly easy political boost at minimum, but also Putin certainly despises Gorby for dismantling the power of the former USSR and handing it over to the US to be sold off to the highest bidder.

      I doubt Putin is in any way marxist in the way that we define things, but frankly I dont know enough background and cultural relevancy to have a solid opinion on Putin lol

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Putin chased away the vultures that were feeding on the corpse of Russia, stitched soviet nostalgia into its skin and made it walk upright, for now. It is however a frankenstein's monster and the stitching will eventually come apart.

        • cpfhornet [she/her,comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          I like this take - I think Russia is in uncharted waters historically, it could go a number of different directions. Does a long history of socialist/communist education within a larger national/cultural identity withstand decades of post-fall ad-hoc capitalist stop-gap measures? Will another collapse lead the way Marxists would hope or would we see another autocracy?

          I think its impossible for any western analysts to speculate with any degree of certainty, always need to remember our place in national/cultural self determination.

            • s0ykaf [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              with China having shown itself as a successful example of what could be a socialist model for the rest of the world

              liked the rest of the post a lot, but i don't think this is correct

              i do think most of what china did was correct for their particular material conditions (not just domestically, but geopolitically as well), but if i ever had a revolution in my own country it should be vastly different

          • Awoo [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            In my opinion a collapse must not happen in the conditions that we currently see in the world. It would be taken over by the western imperialists and turned into another front against China which is their true target.

            I think the major marxist victories in the past have occurred in these ways:

            1. WW1 + 2. Soviet Union and China. These victories could not have been won without such large distractions sucking up resources of the imperialists.

            2. Supported by Soviet Union. Many of the african and middle east victories.

            3. Blindspot. These marxist victories were accidents that the imperialists weren't paying enough attention to and didn't realise the significance of until too late. (Cuba for example)

            Russia will not be a blindspot to the imperialists. It can only be won by communists at a time when the imperialists are in such deep crisis and/or distraction that they can not interfere. Until that time arises I oppose any attempt to collapse it as it will absolutely not work out in our favour.

            It is not enough that revolution occurs, it must occur in the correct conditions for marxists to be the winners of it.

            • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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              2 years ago

              :100-com:

              A current revolt with the imperialists fixated on Russia would 100% be quickly taken over by color revolution liberals and their fascist militant arm even if it didn’t start out that way. A communist revolution in Russia will only occur after the imperialist nations collapse or are infighting

              • Awoo [she/her]
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                2 years ago

                This is partially why I think China has been pushing so hard on the sovereignty issue.

                If national sovereignty is respected and outside interference in countries is stopped then homegrown communist revolutions legitimately become possible. As it currently stands it is fucking impossible because homegrown revolutionaries can rarely compete with the CIA and their funding/support for opposition.

                • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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                  2 years ago

                  Problem is there isn’t much you can do to counteract spook shit except your own counter-spook shit. Otherwise you are just naively believing the lies of their politicians saying they aren’t up to anything, and you are a sitting duck for their actions.

                  China can say to respect sovereignty all day long, but at the end of the day the US can just coup Pakistan their “iron brothers” and ally and China just sits there doing nothing

                  China is going to need to emerge from their cocoon of ignoring geopolitical realities, shielded by their economic ties to the west

                  • Awoo [she/her]
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                    2 years ago

                    I agree. It is a misguided position.

                  • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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                    2 years ago

                    See and I think they do focus their spook shit, but it is entirely on buying American politics. Even American conservatives especially the biggest employers, cannot resist the siren song of China's cheap markers, and so will never truely get rid of that economic and political relationship.

                    Basically their position is still on trying to keep that shielding up, which makes sense for them militarily.

                • s0ykaf [he/him]
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                  2 years ago

                  As it currently stands it is fucking impossible because homegrown revolutionaries can rarely compete with the CIA and their funding/support for opposition.

                  let's not overrate the CIA, they're not an all-powerful entity

                  i know we talk about the blunders that happened during trump's term as if they were his own, but imperialism is weakening and has been so for the past few years regardless of who happened to be in charge

        • 21018 [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Dude was one of the vvultures. He stole like 100 million as advisor to a mayor right after the fall and Russia only kinda recovered cus new source of oil was needed during Iraq war. He's just a really competent yes man cus soviet education is fire

          • anoncpc [comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            Lmao. The dude was twerking at the west and tried to join NATO. He only wake up when the west intention is to subjugated his country and want to turn it into another Poland. Satellite state without nuclear weapons

            • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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              2 years ago

              “The colonized nation only became anti-imperialist when it started getting colonized”

              No shit, cut the moralism and look at outcomes

                • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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                  2 years ago

                  I don’t expect imperialist nations to be anti-imperialist. I expect them to be destroyed by anti-imperialists and from their own contradictions.

                  Likewise, saying Russia is bad because their anti-imperialism isn’t pure or ideological, merely out of necessity, fails to grasp the entire concept of materialist analysis. There’s no such thing as “good” or “bad” using this specific lens on geopolitics and class struggle and the direction of imperialism. Russia is not the “bad” sub-type of anti-imperialism because their intentions are impure. They are just anti-imperialist because they oppose the imperialists, regardless of the reason for doing so

                    • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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                      2 years ago

                      I’m deeply sorry you cannot grasp materialism and are stuck in idealism and moralism as a framework

                        • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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                          Yes.

                          A Marxist lens does not require any morality whatsoever, and the injection of it vulgarizes its analysis. You start thinking in utopian judgments, such as your earlier comment imagining that all nations could be anti-imperialist in a world system of imperialist capitalism. This is not possible and is a utopian dream.

                          Imperialism isn’t defeated by the imperialists deciding to knock it off after they have been scolded for being naughty and have a change of heart. It’s ended by the movement of history and violent struggle by the forces and interests opposed to it, and by its own contradictions.

                          At this current point in time, the Russian federation is one of the most powerful forces opposed to the empire and is therefore by definition de facto anti-imperialist. No mind reading, ideology or anything else required just brute facts and interests

            • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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              2 years ago

              To say that he was always antagonistic to the west is so contrary to the evolution of Russia under Putin. He was effectively privatizing industries and liberalizing the economy, painted as the savior that would heal the relationships between Russia and the West on Time, and whatever prestige shit rag being published in the west at the time.

              It's only after he discovered the West will always be xenophobic against Russia and see it as a hostile power that he changed his tune and nationalized some of the same industries he helped tear apart.

              • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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                2 years ago

                Putin mostly led nationalizing efforts after Yeltsin privatized everything. Please stop talking about Russian politics if you are just going off of vibes

                  • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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                    2 years ago

                    Let’s take a look at the timeline of Gazprom ownership as an example that is indicative of the bigger picture:

                    1943: Gas production was centralized under the Soviet state

                    1989: Established as the first state run corporate entity

                    1992: Privatized by Yeltsin. Sold off as shares to connected cronies. Given tax exemption loopholes and deregulated. Asset stripping started.

                    2000: Putin comes to power and re-nationalizes Gazprom. Fires the corrupt chairman crony running it and installed his own clique of loyal bureaucrats. Stops asset stripping and orders other companies to return what was stolen. Private entities were regulated and forbidden from exporting gas, only Gazprom and the state held the option. Protectionist tariffs were used and state subsidies to build up capacity

                    It’s not socialism, but calling Putin’s politics “oligarchy” and “neoliberal” is simply incorrect and conflates him with those forces within Russia that he is opposed to. It would be more accurate to label Putin a protectionist nationalist and anti-imperialist, most similar analogue I can think of would be Gaddafi or Lukashenko. There’s a reason why people preferred Libya under Gaddafi over the neoliberal market anarchy of today, and why Belarus has a better standard of living than the rest of Eastern Europe & why Russia reversed economic course under Putin and differed drastically from Yeltsin’s market anarchy.

          • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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            2 years ago

            If he’s just a competent western comprador vulture like the rest then why is he so uniquely reviled by the west? He’s clearly not the lapdog traitor the others were because he nationalized industry and recovered the Russian economy

            • anoncpc [comrade/them]
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              2 years ago

              He did tried to join the west circle once. Let’s not forget that, it’s when the west reject him and want to subjugate his nation, that when he wake up

              • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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                2 years ago

                Sure but he didn’t. Why are people here so obsessed with mind reading and moralizing intentions?

                All that matters is outcome, and at the end of the day Putin stands in opposition to the neoliberal imperialists and the “oligarchs” in his own nation have a complicated and adversarial relationship with his government. That’s a fact.

                It doesn’t matter if a man fights off the imperialist invader for principled anti-imperialist reasons or just to regain control over his home. He’s still fighting them.

          • Awoo [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            Yes but he also browbeat the national bourgeoisie incredibly hard and brought them all into line. It is inarguable that the conditions of the average Russian has been improved by him in doing so, partially why it hasn't fallen apart yet.

    • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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      Putin’s oligarchic agenda

      Did you learn these words for westoid libs? Russia is not any more “oligarchic” than the bourgeois dictatorships of the west, it’s a buzzword like “regime” to scare you into thinking Russia is uniquely evil.

      Putin’s agenda has been mostly anti-oligarch, in that he had to destroy their organized crime networks and privatized power to consolidate his own. Putin is seen in Russia as the force combatting oligarchs, who are seen as liberal and pro-west . Putin’s favorability increased with the invasion of Ukraine because it proved to Russians that he sides against the comprador “oligarchs” and the western capital they support, many people thought he was too moderate on them before. Dozens of “oligarchs” (Russian bourgeoise) who criticized the invasion have shown up dead since the war, Putin is further consolidating power and further purging western capitalist oligarchs

        • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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          Sure but I don’t see radlibs going around constantly calling Germany or Finland oligarchies or fascist every time they are mentioned, and accusing Scholz or Marin of fulfilling an “oligarchic agenda”. It only cuts one way, like “regime” because it’s brainwashing with connotation and repetition that even westerners here have not fully purged from themselves

            • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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              2 years ago

              Well it’s further amplified by the fact that the Russian so-called oligarchs are the comprador class that sold out Russia in the 90s under Yeltsin. So the “oligarchs” Russia gets blamed for all the time are in fact the agents of the very same Western capitalist forces that posture to be “anti-oligarch”. They are using the existence of their own cronies to blame the victim they are sucking dry.

              Liberals don’t know anything about Russian politics, and don’t realize that these western compradors are antagonistic with Putin who is struggling with them constantly for control

              So the western nations back foreign “oligarch compradors” and are run entirely by capitalists domestically - not an oligarchy.

              Colonized nations who have been infested with western cronies forcing neoliberal capitalism onto them - oligarchies apparently

              • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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                2 years ago

                you realize it’s not just western compradors who had enormous influence among the ruling class but other billionaires as well?

                you think someone like Roman Abramovic was a Western comprador or do you think he was some venerable oil magnate that totally has Russia’s best interests at heart?

                • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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                  2 years ago

                  Every single oligarch that was made in the 90s is a western comprador, it was a western project to loot the nation and they were the local mafiosos enabling it. By definition, they are all western compradors just like every mafioso under Bautista in Cuba was a western comprador regardless of how “patriotic” they pretended to be.

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      • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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        2 years ago

        Did you learn these words for westoid libs?

        shut up u nerd lmao

        • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          I’ll shut up when you stop going around calling US enemy states by the names the US state department has taught you

          • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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            2 years ago

            I literally do not give a single fuck about using the correct label for Russia’s current political system, US state department enemy or not.

            If you wanna cry and shid your pants because I called Putin an oligarch, go ahead.

            • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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              2 years ago

              Ok liberal. You probably called Assad a fascist during the Syrian Civil War like your programmers told you to

              • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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                2 years ago

                You really inferred all this because I said something mildly negative about Putin lmao

                • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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                  No because you repeat western liberal brainworms and refuse to self-criticize about your repetition of western framed propaganda. Criticize Putin in a Marxist way, not in this Liberal framing with words taught to you by radlibs in the west

                  Keep going around calling Assad fascist, Putin an oligarch, KJU a monarch & Castro a dictator. You are stuck in your tiny little liberal world and lash out angrily and anyone who pokes and disturbs your homeostatic bubble

                  • jackmarxist [any]
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                    2 years ago

                    Criticize Putin in a Marxist way

                    Yes he called him an Oligarch.

                    • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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                      2 years ago

                      Well known anti-oligarchism

                      Just say capitalism. Why do foreign nations get called feudal/barbaric/oligarchic (a pre-feudal order) while the west is capitalist? It’s all just capitalist, use real Marxist terms

                      • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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                        2 years ago

                        Why do foreign nations get called feudal/barbaric/oligarchic (a pre-feudal order) while the west is capitalist?

                        Yes, the west is oligarchic. People on this site call the west an oligarchy all the fucking time.

                        • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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                          2 years ago

                          No they don’t, they call it capitalist and specifically neoliberal. That is an accurate Marxist description. Oligarchy is pre-feudal classical economic order and has no utility to Marxist analysis. You mean to say capitalism, so say capitalism.

                          • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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                            2 years ago

                            yeah, i just don't really care. neoliberal, capitalist, oligarch, whatever the fuck the label is for Russia, it's not communist. I'm unplugging.

                  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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                    2 years ago

                    Criticize Putin in a Marxist way, not in this Liberal framing with words taught to you by radlibs in the west

                    :yes-comm:

                  • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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                    2 years ago

                    western framed propaganda. Criticize Putin in a Marxist way, not in this Liberal framing

                    Please explain to me the 'Liberal' framing in my halfhearted comment.

                    • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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                      2 years ago

                      The unique use of “oligarchic agenda” applied to Russians is such a common Liberal trope that you are blind to it.

      • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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        Because the former took a powerful state and looted and collapsed it, while the latter took a collapsed state and rebuilt it.

        It’s not that complex or ideological. Gorby presided over massive drops in quality of life, while Putin presided over increases in quality of life. Simple as.

      • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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        2 years ago

        he was only interested in soviet hegemony, he's often described communism as 'a fool's economic system'.