You don't need to go shouting it, but if someone starts talking politics at you, fucking own it. Some coworker is like "trump sucks", say "yeah I know, I'm a communist". Your grandpa says "trump rules", say "no he sucks ass, I'm a communist". You're on a date and they ask who you're voting for? Say "I'm a communist". Cashier asks would you like change? "Yes, I am a communist".
Be open about your politics and lay claim to the title. Be a communist.
I'm gonna take this seriously like ur a coworker or stranger, u guys critique me
Nah not like that really, more like... original Marx stuff combined with Bernie Sanders. It's not that radical when you get down to it, essentially that most resources should be democratically controlled instead of by a single weirdo like zuckerberg.
Probably wouldn't go on that long unless they continued to seem with me
Good effort, but do you think they would know what you mean by "original Marx stuff"? You should be ready to explain any terms you're introducing. They would probably know Marx purely through the lens of propaganda, so phrasing it that way may be putting an obstacle. Making a Bernie comparison is useful, though, because it gives people a touchstone to a popular and well-known figure, even if his politics are not quite where we want to be. How else could you put it?
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You're right - swap out Marx for something like "the fact everyone knows to be true, that there are rich fucks controlling politics and the economy instead of the people as intended"
Ooh let me take a crack at this -- I love slowly introducing leftist concepts to my liberal coworkers.
"What do you mean you’re a communist? Like China or Stalin? Those guys are bad."
I'm not going to get into the decades of western propaganda that we've been inundated with, but no - not like China or Stalin. Why do corporations and a small handful of people, like Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, and many more, get to spend their lives in incredible comfort and hoard money that they only received by exploiting their workers, consumers, and others? Why is it that we, as a nation, could solve homelessness and food insecurity in weeks if there wasn't a need for someone to profit? We have the resources, the technology, hell - we have the agricultural and industrial might to feed and home every person in this country if we decided to. But we don't, because capitalism necessitates that there must always be a malnourished, underpaid, and underappreciated working class for the ruling class to exploit.
Anyways, it sucks that you have to take unpaid time off next week to give palliative care to your dying grandfather - I'll be more than happy to cover for you it's no problem.
is this satire my irony levels are a bit low today
who knows i'd like to hear your thoughts, commiegirl69
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A few easy, very agreeable tidbits.
Don't be afraid to oversimplify things. When they inevitably ask about the details:
I'm more ML than ancom these days, but I will take whatever rhetorical position is best suited to harbor agreement and create an opening for acceptance of anti-capitalism/socialism. If you have to denounce the Soviet Union or CCP to win favor, do so. It's practically impossible to say "Everything you know about the rest of the world is the culmination of decades of propaganda. All of your worldview is bullshit and you've been accepting it as truth." You can focus on debunking MSM red scare bullshit on the real-world attempts at socialism only once they accept socialism/communism as theoretically sound.
If you can get them to look at links, send them this brief explainer on most terminology.
i find im able to slam rich people around pretty much anyone, although most people still have this crazy inability to make the last 20% of the connection.
hoooooooooooly shit
Fuck you, the way everyone is so hyper-critical online has been so annoying to me lately. Every single earnest post attracts a swarm of intellectuals ready to condescend. The reality is though, marxist-sandersism, or whatever I'm describing that you're laughing at, is not a laughably shitty explanation, you're just being a dick. What would you say to the coworker after they accuse you of supporting Stalin? Say yes he's le epic and based? Yeah that'd be very normal and not laughably awkward in reality. Yes this was a wild overreaction but like I said I'm sick of everyone just cumming themselves at how clever they are for cringing and loling at everything earnest
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