Yeah I fucking wish. Some of us used to tip people out who got verbal tipped because fuck. You basically were required to stand there and look gracious while you try not to cry. On bills well into the triple digits sometimes
I've decided; Anarchist batman would be a bunch of bike messengers and if you tweeted them with the description of someone who was shitty to service workers Anarchist Batman would hunt them down and break their kneecaps.
Actually anarchist batman is already a thing and he's just incredibly upset at Superman that Stalin put him in a gulag and Superman "took too long" saving them so he has to Do A Terrorism :yea:
The doomer in me thinks that it's some rich fuck telling a waiter a financial tip instead of giving them a real tip
Hahahaha we have a winner! Except it’s heavy-handed praise instead of advice
"Thank you doesn't pay the bills, cheapskate. Gimmie my money"
Yeah I fucking wish. Some of us used to tip people out who got verbal tipped because fuck. You basically were required to stand there and look gracious while you try not to cry. On bills well into the triple digits sometimes
I've decided; Anarchist batman would be a bunch of bike messengers and if you tweeted them with the description of someone who was shitty to service workers Anarchist Batman would hunt them down and break their kneecaps.
Why bother with Batman as a look by that point? Why not look like something the ruling class truly fears? :cursed:
The hair from the Gritty suit would get bound up in the bike's chain and sprocket; gotta do black spandex for this one. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
We could put Gritty in black spandex.
Actually anarchist batman is already a thing and he's just incredibly upset at Superman that Stalin put him in a gulag and Superman "took too long" saving them so he has to Do A Terrorism :yea:
"I can't pay my landlord with your praise, but he might give me a discount if you suck him off or something"
Talk is cheap
Good thing heavy-handed praise can pay bills and rent! :agony-yehaw: