Guided Observatory And Telescope for Space Exploration, or GOATSE for short

ANUSTART

We have liftoff. Confirmed for space probe "Penetrator 69420" to Uranus

Alternatively, call it "Anal Devastator" or "Death to America"

Boaty McBoatface

I mean NOAA literally has a satellite called POES so I'm not sure what we could pull over them in another language.

https://www.ospo.noaa.gov/Operations/POES/

Poes is a very rude term for vagania in Afrikaans.

I'm a fan of naming the probe to Uranus PIEL (Planetary Interstellar Exploration Lander) personally.

Piel is a rude term for penis in Afrikaans

D.I.L.D.O

The o is for observatory, I don't know what the rest stands for yet.

Myanus

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C.osmic U.nmanned M.ission

The Uranal probe.

I am disappointed to not see more suggestions for Probey McProbeface

A Mission To Gary

Heh, you said "probe"

Anyway, probably wanna put a big ole camera up there

Uriney McUrineface

Okay, I'll take one for the team and suggest the obvious: buttplug.