Posadas [he/him, they/them] to the_dunk_tank • edit-23 months agoYour king is drinking fruit juices to treat prostate cancer. You are routinely dog walked by your former colony. Your navy is in shambles. Your buildings rot and decay.imagemessage-square42 fedilinkarrow-up1149file-text
arrow-up1149imageYour king is drinking fruit juices to treat prostate cancer. You are routinely dog walked by your former colony. Your navy is in shambles. Your buildings rot and decay.Posadas [he/him, they/them] to the_dunk_tank • edit-23 months agomessage-square42 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear43·3 months agoWait is he seriously doing the Jobs bit of a fruit cleanse to treat cancer? We LITERALLY have the internet and you can google what happened to Steve Jobs for free and yet here we are. link
minus-squareProfessorOwl_PhD [any]hexbear28·3 months agoPretty sure he's never used the internet, he has servants to do that for him. So critical support to the servants, I guess. link
minus-squareEmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]Mhexbear23·3 months agoSmh Steve just didn't drink enough juice. The NHS must fund the king's medically necessary bottles of orange juice from whole foods. link
minus-squareZuzak [fae/faer, she/her]hexbear16·3 months agoHe tried googling Steve Jobs but all he got were a bunch of memes telling him to ligma balls, proving once again that posting is praxis link
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]hexbear16·3 months agoIt's tough for him to use a keyboard with his giant Italian sausage fingers My man's hands looking like bunches of pink bananas. link
minus-squareMeowZedong@lemmygrad.mlhexbear13·3 months agoWhile it's a dumb shit approach to treating cancer, he's old. If he wants to do stupid shit for his health, let him do it. Now that I'm done humanizing a POS monarch, RIP BOZO. Your death will be deserved. linkfedilink
Wait is he seriously doing the Jobs bit of a fruit cleanse to treat cancer? We LITERALLY have the internet and you can google what happened to Steve Jobs for free and yet here we are.
Pretty sure he's never used the internet, he has servants to do that for him.
So critical support to the servants, I guess.
"it worked great for steve jobs!"
Smh Steve just didn't drink enough juice. The NHS must fund the king's medically necessary bottles of orange juice from whole foods.
He tried googling Steve Jobs but all he got were a bunch of memes telling him to ligma balls, proving once again that posting is praxis
It's tough for him to use a keyboard with his giant Italian sausage fingers
My man's hands looking like bunches of pink bananas.
While it's a dumb shit approach to treating cancer, he's old. If he wants to do stupid shit for his health, let him do it.
Now that I'm done humanizing a POS monarch, RIP BOZO. Your death will be deserved.
He's also a big fan of homeopathy