https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1775882749921911191

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    8 months ago

    Wait is he seriously doing the Jobs bit of a fruit cleanse to treat cancer? We LITERALLY have the internet and you can google what happened to Steve Jobs for free and yet here we are.

    • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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      8 months ago

      Pretty sure he's never used the internet, he has servants to do that for him.

      So critical support to the servants, I guess.

    • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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      8 months ago

      Smh Steve just didn't drink enough juice. The NHS must fund the king's medically necessary bottles of orange juice from whole foods.

    • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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      8 months ago

      He tried googling Steve Jobs but all he got were a bunch of memes telling him to ligma balls, proving once again that posting is praxis ligma-1ligma-2

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      It's tough for him to use a keyboard with his giant Italian sausage fingers

      My man's hands looking like bunches of pink bananas.

    • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml
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      8 months ago

      While it's a dumb shit approach to treating cancer, he's old. If he wants to do stupid shit for his health, let him do it.

      Now that I'm done humanizing a POS monarch, RIP BOZO. Your death will be deserved.