came here to post this
the gamecube should be replaced with a ps2 and it lacks a pinup calendar on the wall
please replace the portrait of the Satoru Iwata with a picture of a girl of dubious ago performing an ahegao with lots of sweat beads all over and hearts in her eyes
Men, please. Let us help you.
You do you, but it's probably more effective to help them as a friend not as a partner; else you might become their mom.
I had a fling with a girl that slept on a bare fucking mattress in addition to being a slob, it was basically the Goofy meme "Damn bitch, you live like this?"
Cooked pasta would be too heavy. But you could definitely use uncooked pasta and cans of sauce and pretend to be italian :AyyyyyOC:
Gotta get that hentai manga collection off the floor so you can index them.
I just moved and all the wall decorations from my last apartment are still packed away because I don't like them anymore. Does that count as having decorations?
my ex is like this. he literally got a couple of lounge chairs because I complained about his lack of furniture. I think it's that they don't want to be home in the first place so wasting time or money on that instead of being out where you want to be seems useless to them.
Probably they got into a routine that involves use of the furniture they have and just never considered getting new furniture
I knew a Jordan Peterson fan who slept on a couch for like 2 or 3 years, no bed
Bro lives at times below the poverty line. Like, bro wouldn't even get a new mattress.
-guess who
what they really want is someone to dominate them
The feminine urge to barf
Cannabis? :geordi-no:
Cannabonsai! :geordi-yes:
That way you can signal that you are both FUN and CULTURED
Wait is weed bonsai a real thing? Imagine the cute little nugs.
I kinda don’t want to ruin my mental image. I’ll take this as confirmation it’s just as awesome as the imagined version.
Some of them look kinda lame but I've seen really cool ones with thick gnarled trunks
Yeah, some of them are really cool. Some are really really cool. Imagine smoking a bowl that came from a plant that’s been turned into living art.
I once read a socialist text written in the 1800's that advocated for having minimal furniture as women were often forced to do the housework and more furniture means more cleaning.
Therefore you should lose the TV
Women are famous for loving it when you have no furniture
Men will live in a bare cell before cleaning up for themselves, smh
Men will live in a bare cell before cleaning up for themselves, smh
I mean, I imagine it would genuinely make the process of cleaning easier.
Either way though, literally the only people that I ever knew to actually clean their fuckin house was my grandparents. Most of the people I actually hung out with (including myself) grew up in living arrangements not actually that dissimilar to Fatty from Full Force's House; although also nobody I knew had a home that big, or that much stuff...
(An example, one guy I knew in highschool, his family lived in a shack on the outskirts of the small town we both come from. He didn't have fuckin molding over his doorframe, or most the wall around his door, it was mostly exposed structural wood & only part of his floor was actually finished. Anyways his family got into a spat with the town government cause they had problems paying their utility bills; so they got garbage services cut of & ended up having a room in their house that was piled nearly to the ceiling with old garbage bags. That's definitely the most extreme example I've got though, and it's also not one that's really their fault, for the most part.)
I suspect that this is because we come from very similar parts of the country, & exist in a similar social milieu of very worn down people who don't really have good ways of coping with life.
Yeah me and plenty of people I know grew up exactly like this and it's part of why we hated living in poverty in the exurbs of the east coast so much, just cause every house is like this out there. When I saw that cat litter scene it looked exactly like the litterboxes in like three people I grew up with's houses.
no men will live in a dirty bare cell before cleaning up for themselves
We can already see that OP is against rape, so the feminism angle should work great. Good idea.
Get a second controller which will suggest Mario Kart sessions will be played together.
exposed pipes that occasionally blast the room with scalding hot steam
Remember when Satoru Iwata initiated the Cultural Revolution?
Get a pet snake so the girls have a target for their mothering instincts.
damn, i would stick around for the second-best colour of gamecube
Your water jugs are too big, they might be a little intimidating. Too much water. Save some for the rest of us.
