It's bourgeois decadence to eat anything that isn't gray
The label says Bushwick, so I can only assume they are being ironic.
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John Harvey Kellogg's ghost giving you a thumbs-up just outside of frame
:isaac-pog: omg i didnt know we had this finally best emoji ever :kind-vladimir-ilyich:
I know this is edited, but that is also the driest, palest sweet potato I have ever seen
Flavorless food is a conspiracy by the capitalist class to erase the people's right to flavorful food. At best you are a revisionist, at the worst a counter revolutionary:weird-bolshevik:
Flavor is bourgeoise. I only eat food without any seasonings. :edgeworth-shrug:
Flavor belongs to the exploited masses. I only want the flavor to go back where it belongs, with the people:edgeworth-pissed:
I once put smoked paprika in my food and then I felt like a fascist :edgeworth-pissed:
That is true, therefore flavor must be freed from the shackles of the Western capitalist class:mao-clap:
It was actually the elites virtue-signalling how much they liked spice when they really didn't
Not even fucking hexagons, capitalism's lax policy on marketing accuracy strikes again
they lose a few edges when you cook them, hexagonal shape is when they're al dente
You will live in the hexagonal pod
You will eat the hexagons (flavourless)The fourth time I hit refresh on the main page in the middle of the night
something textured and unflavored doesn't seem like the worst thing to absentmindedly gnaw on while working on something or hungry late at night. I declare this the people's snack, destroy all potato chips.
Why is this potato cut up and then packaged? And why is it 2.99?
Why is this potato cut up and then packaged?
the target demos for this are people who can't cook for shit but still want a fresh meal, people who are so stressed out they can't be arsed to cook but still want a fresh meal, and people who are disabled or elderly and struggle with or are incapable of peeling and cutting up vegetables themselves.
people who are so stressed out they can’t be arsed to cook but still want a fresh meal
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