There was a hard drive failure, and they restored from a 2023 backup. The 9 hours of downtime was spent making 6 months' worth of plausible-looking posts
We really shouldn't have put all our solar panels in an area precisely matching the trajectory of a solar eclipse seemingly moving across the Earth's surface. was bound to catch up to us eventually
Because Capitalism is actually the most efficient way of operating a website
I typed "Exxon Valdez NUTS" into the comment box and the site couldn't handle my power level
Oh shit, I just did it again oh god oh fuck I don't wanna touch the grass again nooooo
we banned all the liberals but then decided that you're cool anyway
I strongly believe in the benefits of going out, so I unplugged the site for awhile so you kids could play
The mods & admins were trying in vain to stop future badposting from me.
They failed. Look out
Solar flare emp over the server farm on an abandoned research oil rig in the Indian ocean.