More in depth thread here, including anti-sub helicopters monitoring Russia’s Baltic fleet for the ten hours preceding and two hours after the explosion

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I’m sure it just spontaneously combusted, the Slavic hivemind is incapable of designing pipes that don’t just blow up every now and again

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Russia's genetic authoritarianism forces them to build pipelines out of TNT that detonate when a US e-war/anti-submarine warfare helicopter flies over it.

      • MerryChristmas [any]
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        2 years ago

        They ran out of cobblestone so the mad men straight up filled the gaps with TNT blocks.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It would be funny if a sperm whale that was pissed off because it's mom was killed by whaling like 200 years ago did this to start WWIII and get revenge.