Back in my, back when I was young we used to go to the diner a lot for coffee and there was one, there was a night where Me, Long John, Willy-boy and Ricky Tic Tac were all out getting coffee. We were talking about the game and Willy was saying to me "Joe they're gonna win" and then this diner, this girl, she walked in at the diner. Back in those days mind you, you could smoke in the diners, but I didn't smoke cause my uncle used to always say his friend in the great war died from the smokes. Anyways this girl was smoking and I pointed her out to TIc Tac and he goes "oh that's Marcy Mae, cutest girl from three towns over" And Johnny went "awoooooga" she's a fine lady. She was from Bunkstown, where them bunkers used to live and I went there in '83 to meet some folks, help 'em through the rough years they were facing down there but that was later. So anyways, Johnny dares me to go talk to her 'cause I said she was fine looking and so I walk over when all of a sudden this fella, steps out and says to me "Where're you going?" and i recognized him from down by the pool. It was Ol' Applejack and we called him applejack because he used to throw apples at me while I was working the pool.
Applejack looks me up and down and says , uhh... he says "where ya going Joe?" and he pulls out a cane. Now back in the day when you'd walk out of - walk into your house you'd leave your canes by the fire so they'd dry out and harden up overnight and Applejack's cane was the hardest in town. So I told him to put that thing away and to quit being a scoundrel or else I'd have my buddy Strom take care of him. Strom wasn't actually going to do anything but Willy-boy came and backed me up and we drove Applejack out of there, sent him packing right back to the pool.
Anyways I started walking again and I uhh.... I started walking towards, Macy and I asked her what she was smoking because it smelled kinda funny and she tells me it wasn't no Marlboro cigarette. No wait it was a Marlboro so I asked to take a puff and she looked at me kinda funny so I gave her the smile my old man taught me would always make a girl swoon and she gave me her cigarette. Now I didn't smoke cause my uncle used to always say his friend in the great war died from the smokes but I sucked long and hard on that Marlboro till I was red in the face.
I woke up on the floor and Tic Tac was standing over me, saying Applejack suckered me real good while I was smoking that cig and started harassing me and Mary. And he goes "Joe, you socked him twice, taught him a lesson he won't forget, but looks like miss Madeline is the one who got away." Anyways, that's... what was the question again?
Now back in the day when you’d walk out of - walk into your house you’d leave your canes by the fire so they’d dry out and harden up overnight and Applejack’s cane was the hardest in town
That makes him less scary. It's the flexible bendy canes that REALLY hurt
Back in my, back when I was young we used to go to the diner a lot for coffee and there was one, there was a night where Me, Long John, Willy-boy and Ricky Tic Tac were all out getting coffee. We were talking about the game and Willy was saying to me "Joe they're gonna win" and then this diner, this girl, she walked in at the diner. Back in those days mind you, you could smoke in the diners, but I didn't smoke cause my uncle used to always say his friend in the great war died from the smokes. Anyways this girl was smoking and I pointed her out to TIc Tac and he goes "oh that's Marcy Mae, cutest girl from three towns over" And Johnny went "awoooooga" she's a fine lady. She was from Bunkstown, where them bunkers used to live and I went there in '83 to meet some folks, help 'em through the rough years they were facing down there but that was later. So anyways, Johnny dares me to go talk to her 'cause I said she was fine looking and so I walk over when all of a sudden this fella, steps out and says to me "Where're you going?" and i recognized him from down by the pool. It was Ol' Applejack and we called him applejack because he used to throw apples at me while I was working the pool.
Applejack looks me up and down and says , uhh... he says "where ya going Joe?" and he pulls out a cane. Now back in the day when you'd walk out of - walk into your house you'd leave your canes by the fire so they'd dry out and harden up overnight and Applejack's cane was the hardest in town. So I told him to put that thing away and to quit being a scoundrel or else I'd have my buddy Strom take care of him. Strom wasn't actually going to do anything but Willy-boy came and backed me up and we drove Applejack out of there, sent him packing right back to the pool.
Anyways I started walking again and I uhh.... I started walking towards, Macy and I asked her what she was smoking because it smelled kinda funny and she tells me it wasn't no Marlboro cigarette. No wait it was a Marlboro so I asked to take a puff and she looked at me kinda funny so I gave her the smile my old man taught me would always make a girl swoon and she gave me her cigarette. Now I didn't smoke cause my uncle used to always say his friend in the great war died from the smokes but I sucked long and hard on that Marlboro till I was red in the face.
I woke up on the floor and Tic Tac was standing over me, saying Applejack suckered me real good while I was smoking that cig and started harassing me and Mary. And he goes "Joe, you socked him twice, taught him a lesson he won't forget, but looks like miss Madeline is the one who got away." Anyways, that's... what was the question again?
Joe, I appreciate the advice, but could you please let go of my shoulders and stop sniffing me
That makes him less scary. It's the flexible bendy canes that REALLY hurt