i think it goes like this. in ye olde days you could just create a movie star, right? at some point someone can have a drunk bet and create a box office hit out of steven seagal. and then milk them for half a dozen movies straight. nowadays there are no real movie stars. everything is down to viral marketing, inertia, and milking old IPs. this isn't really a serious project, there's zero chance anybody really believes in The Mario Movie because if they did they wouldn't have hired illumination to make it. so you gotta do the laziest thing and put a former MCU actor in the lead role. this is a direct to VHS movie with way too much money to burn.
except we ain't fishing for oscars we are fishing for facebook aunties. i hereby lathe one of the mario characters behaves like a minion.
There are YouTube voice actors who can do a better voice than rat but of course they need appeal to :soypoint-1: :so-true: :soypoint-2: crowds who will recognize him as epic star man from the marvel movie
i don't even know what is it that they have to do to appeal to the moviegoer demographic. hell it could be that nobody knows this divine truth just yet. the market seems unhinged. but you know how it is. you go to a meeting with studio execs. nintendo sent the guy who's responsible for issuing DMCAs to watch. you can't just say 'so there's this guy called prozd he's on tiktok and he's really funny we should hire him'. they'll send you to the mcgulags for that.
I thought there was a big overlap with Nintendo and Marvel fans
The worst part is that Chris Pratt is not even trying to sound like Mario, like ffs at least have fun with the role idk
this isn't about the treats. it's metaphysical. i couldn't sleep soundly before that mario ai voice solved 0.006% of my problems
Maybe it just me but I don’t think hearing an Italian chipmunk for two hours is a good idea.
look i'm not gonna watch the movie myself but not doing an it*lian voice is just unforgiveable
Exaggerated cartoon voices will never work for a children's cartoon
