5380 N Lariat Drive, Castle Rock, CO 80108 | Zillow
$1,649,000 • 7 bd • 9 ba • 5,440 sqft
A good rainstorm is gonna wash that driveway downhill
Key to good defense sightlines though
Barren dirt, gray painting, random ass windows, made to look like a shitty castle. This is peak Mcmansion design :chefs-kiss:
You're assuming that anyone is ever actually supposed to live in this building; as opposed to it existing purely as a nominal asset to some investment portfolio.
:farquaad-point: that castle is not made of rock! its made of consumerist ideology!
also that hillside looks ready to collapse under the weight of the hubris :inshallah:
Over one and a half million dollars to live in an 8 year old's Minecraft house with the color scheme of Brutalism
Unironically, they actually at least have matching windows, mostly. They even repeated the windows across floors on the pseudo-parapet which a lot of McMansions might not do.
Oh no, that's a real house? I thought you guys were just sharing screenshots of games I've never heard of again. But someone actually built that. It has negative curb appeal.
Building houses so ugly it makes nearby housing affordable: Praxis?
I'll have you know that the listing says it looks like a 3 story German castle
Lol that certainly makes more sense than trying to compare it to Neuschwanstein
":soup: Yeah, sometimes Google maps takes you to the wrong spot, you're looking for the combination Minecraft castle/Pizza Hut"
@WhyEssEff please explain why THIS :soup: is the name of the emote
This looks like a killhouse that they train security forces in
lol if you are gonna go with ramparts, best go all the way. the modern shingle roof makes the whole thing look like an intentional joke
Yes. Very bad. This house is an affront to God. The people who built it had the money to build something nice but instead they chose to celebrate their hubris by building this grey cancerous sprawl of pointless hideousness. Nobody will find happiness in this house, everything green and living and good will shrivel and die within its oppressive walls. Most prisons look more cheerful than this.
if you want to build a castle just build a castle wtf is this
looking at the photos there are so many red flags, lot's of shitty details and the backyard/pool area is just so bad
probably been used or will be used as a niche airbnb property while it continues to fall apart until the whole thing slides down the hill ultimately
So would the bazingamobile Tesla the owner has in the garage.
This is the kind of shit that shows up as an available home base in State of Decay 2
