Haha funny butt telling jokes and japes

  • odmroz [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    I finish putting the fourth and final volume of Das Kapital up my ass. Are you happy now, you damned Tankie?

  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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    6 months ago

    Butt ghost! Butt ghost! Butt ghost! (I will eat your butt)

    Butt ghost! Butt ghost! Butt ghost! (Your butt)

    The only 789-J, located in this toilet, yay!

    He is a ghost and will say boo, and while pooping he talks to you!

    He always is so lonely too; play with your butt he wants to do!

    Also sit down when you have to pee — that makes him happy as can be!

    Oh, oh, hey, hey, hey! Oh, oh, 789-J! Tell me who you are! (I am the butt ghost)

    Oh, oh, hey, hey, hey! Oh, oh, 789-J! You are so bizarre! (I am the butt ghost)

    The ghost has the shape of a face; in the toilet is his base!

    Many poop he has to consume; he's located in the men's room!

    He is a ghost and very brave; his class is not Keter but safe!

    He's just the type that loves some butts, so show him yours and he'll go nuts!

    Oh, oh, hey, hey, hey! Oh, oh, 789-J! Tell me who you are! (I am the butt ghost)

    Oh, oh, hey, hey, hey! Oh, oh, 789-J! You are so bizarre! (I am the butt ghost)

    (X2)

    Butt ghost! Butt ghost! Butt ghost!

    Butt ghost! Butt ghost! Butt ghost!

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    6 months ago

    It actually is though it keeps getting hemorrhoids like come the fuck on my god damn lib asshole butthole

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    it's true

    it loves to fart during serious and/or professional settings