Why i'm a Stalinist Libertarian
Because all the communists clowned on you when you called yourself a patriotic socialist, all the chuds clowned on you when you called yourself a MAGAcommunist and now you still have three weeks left on Peter Thiel's paycheck until the midterms are over, duh.
If I had a time machine, along with anything else I was doing, I would shoot Beria.
At this point I'm sure he's just using a random word generator to name his next BS ideology.
Bigly Rightist Utopianism And Knuckles
o shit oh fugg
Confederately Nonbinary ItaloUniversalism With Steampunk-Vanguard Characteristics
Thumbnail makes it look like he's holding a small, opalescent bong
When Haz tried to post on hexbear, they claimed weed feminizes people, so congrats on Haz getting their egg cracked :trans-uno:
(edited for new pronouns, i'm sorry Haz this is still very new for everyone involved)
Just cool vibes, man. Strong leader, yeah. Freedom, yeah. That stuff just resonates with me, man. I can identify with that. I want a society where there's a real man in charge, but at the same time, I don't want anyone to tell me what to do, you know. And that's what this represents, bro, that's why I consider myself a Stalinist-Libertarian. Last night I downed an entire gallon of lead paint.
Speedrunning ideologies because i can't form a coherent thought by myself
This is what happens when you listen to too many podcasts at the gym.
