The unborn can't speak, so that's why adults have gender reveal parties for them. They didn't pick the colors, because feti have psychic powers and truly, really want a blue mushroom cloud to announce what set of genitals they have.
I can't even read the words "Gender reveal" anymore without thinking about how many forrestfires that had "gender-reveal firework" as it's origin. Still trying to decide if its funny or not, given that those forrest fires tend to be quite destructive.
The unborn can't speak, so that's why adults have gender reveal parties for them. They didn't pick the colors, because feti have psychic powers and truly, really want a blue mushroom cloud to announce what set of genitals they have.
I can't even read the words "Gender reveal" anymore without thinking about how many forrestfires that had "gender-reveal firework" as it's origin. Still trying to decide if its funny or not, given that those forrest fires tend to be quite destructive.
There's an Army Navy store near me that has a giant sign out front that says "we have gender reveal smoke!!!" lmao
"Sir! Deploying tactical gender, sir!"
CW: Seizure Risk (flashing lights), spoilers for a Japanese cartoon nobody cares about