Daily reminder that pedophilia and child abuse are foundational aspects of conservative culture.
It's all projection, literally, all projection. The cream of the crop is QAnon, just labeling everyone you don't like as a pedophile, when your own politicians keep getting caught trying to pick up underage girls.
i've said this before on this channel but political reality is just lolicons projecting all over the place
You left out the best part, the reply dunking on him for marrying an 18-year-old "before being corrupted by college"
"Because I fear I am a pedophile, I must define pedophilia in a way that doesn't include me. I may never understand that I'm not in fact a clinical pedophile, but am a dangerous and ideologically broken sexual predator."
-Chuds, prolly
Conservatives making up fantasy stories about LGBT pedophiles running amok after their 500th conservative politician is arrested for soliciting sex with underage girls
* sees bathrooms doors labeled with a little lady in pink and a little gentleman in blue *
"Holy mother of QAnon, I've found it, the pedophile ritual chambers!"
The bathroom cops holding the door open for Mark Foley and his newest intern
Looks at NATO flag
:sweat: oh shit oh fuck maybe blue is a pedo color
The unborn can't speak, so that's why adults have gender reveal parties for them. They didn't pick the colors, because feti have psychic powers and truly, really want a blue mushroom cloud to announce what set of genitals they have.
I can't even read the words "Gender reveal" anymore without thinking about how many forrestfires that had "gender-reveal firework" as it's origin. Still trying to decide if its funny or not, given that those forrest fires tend to be quite destructive.
There's an Army Navy store near me that has a giant sign out front that says "we have gender reveal smoke!!!" lmao
CW: Seizure Risk (flashing lights), spoilers for a Japanese cartoon nobody cares about
because feti have psychic powers and truly, really want a blue mushroom cloud
Only being trans because you strongly associate with the pink in the flag
Ignoring the shadows on the wall in Plato's cave to imagine simpler, more easily understood shadows
Looking at the midday sky and realizing the blue represents a nefarious plot by the ozone layer to abduct little boys
I'm more uneasy when I see conservatives around children than any lgbt people I've met. Conservatives don't even hide their lust and it's creepy af.
My uncle made some creepy ass comments about Billie Eilish when she was 16 and his daughter was 15. Guess what kind of hat he was wearing at the time.
Kinda sus that trans people talk about "gender assigned at birth," like you know who else is "at birth?" Children.
Blue is the best color and this guy knows he's just grasping at straws
Best colour is red, anyone who disagrees isn't a real communist, sorry sweaty I don't make the rules
We all know the best color is green, if we are excluding black
