• RION [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Bets on VP pick? Either funniest or most likely

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Kristi Noem

      "I will get in trouble for saying this but I'm gonna say it - she's an attractive lady. Very attractive. That's good. How can that be bad? Kristi, stand up - stand up..." She's on the podium with him. He's smiling and the gesture he's making towards her seems friendly but it's not a request - it's a command. She stands up.

      "Now, in pageants they turn around. Turn around Kristi. Great name - Kristi - great name." She has no choice - she turns around using slight pageant-y gestures she thinks Trump will approve of. "I toldja. A very attractive lady..."

      • RION [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Haven't you heard? He's a :warren-snake-green: stan

    • THC
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      1 year ago

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