• Redbolshevik2 [he/him]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Day

    Day

    Daylight comes and I want to go home

    Day, I said day

    Daylight comes and I want to go home

    I worked all night in an inebriated state (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    I stacked bananas until it was morning (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    Please, mister supervisor, come count my bananas (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    Please, mister supervisor, come count my bananas (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    My bunches of bananas exceed eight feet (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    My bunches of bananas exceed eight feet (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    Day, I said day (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    Day, I said day (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    While ripe bananas may be a gratifying sight (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    They may hide, within, deadly predators (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    My bunches of bananas exceed eight feet (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    My bunches of bananas exceed eight feet (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    Day, I said day (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    Day, I said day (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    Please, mister supervisor, come count my bananas (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    Please, mister supervisor, come count my bananas (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    Day, I said day (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    Day, I said day (Daylight comes and I want to go home)

    • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      2 years ago

      Water come into my room

      Huh huh!

      I sweep some out with my broom

      The little dog laughs to see such fun

      And the dish runs away with the spoon

      Come now!

      Where's my dish? Where's my dish?

      Does anybody know where my satellite dish is?

      Where's my dish? Where's my dish?

      Does anybody know where my satellite dish is?

      Come!

      The dish flew off like flying saucer.

      My roof has migrated without a visa.

      My bedroom is full of water.

      I am in the dark; there is no light.

      And I don't have a generator.

      I say:

      One cold beer costs ten dollars.

      My fish and my meat spoiled in the freezer.

      My house is full of corned beef.

      Come!

      Full of corned beef, full of corned beef.

      I can't cook so I'm full of corned beef.

      Full of corned beef, full of corned beef.

      I can't cook so I'm full of corned beef.

      Come!

      Water come into my room

      Huh huh!

      I sweep some out with my broom

      The little dog laughs to see such fun

      And the dish runs away with the spoon

      Come now!