Me in 2008: I can't believe people are fanboying Steve Job so hard. There's no way this could possibly get any worse.
Me in 2022:
Me in 2034: Each morning I walk the perimeter and reset the traps that the nuerolink servitors tripped the night before, clearing their remains in the process. They are mindless, but they are many. Every hole in the building must be checked, even the child-sized vents, or they will swarm in like ants. At dusk I can hear their blood-curdling chant, echoing off the scorched pavement just before they attack. Bazinga! Bazinga! BAZINGA! BAZINGA!
Smartest man on the planet implies a smartest man both off and in the planet
We know that the Mole King is the smartest man in the planet, but off world that title becomes a lot more tenuous
The ISS and the chinese space station (idr what its called) can play round of enders game space laser tag to decide
The account of the reply guy is a fucking nightmare - Ben Shapinbo, LobsofTukTak, Paul Joseph Fuckface...
Paul Joseph Fuckface
You know, now that I think about it, I can't even remember that dweeb's actual name. LOL what a dork.
Despite not listening to Chapo in years, I still think of him as how Felix refered to him - PrisonPaul.
I ackshully registered that Twitter handle years ago and got suspended for mocking him…maybe I should bring it back :a-little-trolling:
you watch your fucking mouth talking about Peggy Hill like that
When I think about some twig boy coming into my home and comparing my wife to Elon Musk, I tell you hwhat, it just makes me so... *sigh* :Bwaaa: Peggy, get me my BC headache powder
I don't think so, but if she was a dude whose dad owned an emerald mine? Idk I think her ego would go full singularity
Her parents were cattle ranchers in Montana
I see what youre saying though, her mastery of spanish is very Musk-esque
Fr tho, have you seen the Internet's takes on her? I may poke roughly the amount of fun at her character that the show does, but it's really been a weirdly seething spot of misogyny for the Very Online.
If you like cringing at bad things, you can check out the comments on her Fandom Wiki page and compare them to comments on, say, Cotton's
You know what? The internet doesn't need my original comment :biden-harbinger:
/>tfw you're in a boot licking contest and your opponent is a Musk fan.
Look, I may think that I am a hopeless idiot who will never amount to anything...
But at least I don't live vicariously through the rich, and I still wake up every day to try to get my sorry hide in a better position for me without giving a damn about other people's approval, or for the sake of ungrateful billionaires who will never know I exist.
